It's not the love of my life
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Sorry, I can't get excited about the love of your life Lara.

Man I payed almost 100€ on it and I have an Xbox one s not a pc
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

By "crack" do you mean so you can pirate it? You, the guy who loves these games more than anything, isn't willing to pay for it to reward the developers who made it? It's people like you that are why they've only sold ten copies so far. Shame

I bet he'd like to get one of these instead!
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

What the **** are you going on about? Tomb Raider is for prepubescent boys that are shunned and bullied at school. Try playing a real mans game such as GTA: Vice City and **** the **** out of a South Beach prostitute in a hydraulic Sabre Turbo, my ******.

That's why is on the second place after shadow on sales?
Oh wait it's a PS4 exclusive
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Tomb Raider sucks. Spider-Man is a million times better. Eat ****.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

Okay, a video game. That's what I thought.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Shadow of the tomb raider on PC
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

First of all the phrase you wanted there is
"no one has cracked it yet."
Secondly, WTH are you talking about?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.