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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 05:37 AM)

If elected:
-I'll assign a special prosecutor to look into Crooked Sean Murray.
-Everyone working at IGN gets deported on day one. Also Angry Joe, obviously.
-I'll tax the sh!t out of all future Konami games and pachinko machines.
-Walking simulators and David Cage games will be immediately banned.
-I'll build a wall around Electronic Arts HQ, just to troll them.
-I'll make Ubisoft pay for the wall.
-I'll make a deal with Google to ban all unboxing and reaction videos from Youtube.
Vote for me, I will not let you down.

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Are you gonna allow The Purge to happen every year?
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And just like that you're on the Supreme Court.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368934https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368934Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:38 GMT]]>Jeorj Euler — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 07:02 PM)

-I'll assign a special prosecutor to look into Crooked Sean Murray.
-Everyone working at IGN gets deported on day one. Also Angry Joe, obviously.
-I'll tax the sh!t out of all future Konami games and pachinko machines.
-Walking simulators and David Cage games will be immediately banned.
-I'll build a wall around Electronic Arts HQ, just to troll them.
-I'll make Ubisoft pay for the wall.
-I'll make a deal with Google to ban all unboxing and reaction videos from Youtube.
Yes, that all sounds much more constitutional than anything Trump could think of! Brilliant!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368933https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368933Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:38 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:52 AM)

You will be appointed Secretary of Making CoD Great Again.

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Free CoD4 and you have my vote.

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Your VP, Hulk Hogan.
My Signature changes everyday!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368930https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368930Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:37 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:51 AM)

Of course, cocks for everyone, with a lifetime discount for Sol.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368929https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368929Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:36 GMT]]>NostradamACE — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 11:54 AM)

Can one of those states be Cockland?
My Signature changes everyday!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368928https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368928Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:36 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 06:04 AM)

Done, and I'll even add 4 new states!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368927https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368927Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:35 GMT]]>Fire-fears-me — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 05:40 AM)

Can you make prostitution legal in all 50 States?
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