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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 05:37 AM)

If elected:
-I'll assign a special prosecutor to look into Crooked Sean Murray.
-Everyone working at IGN gets deported on day one. Also Angry Joe, obviously.
-I'll tax the sh!t out of all future Konami games and pachinko machines.
-Walking simulators and David Cage games will be immediately banned.
-I'll build a wall around Electronic Arts HQ, just to troll them.
-I'll make Ubisoft pay for the wall.
-I'll make a deal with Google to ban all unboxing and reaction videos from Youtube.
Vote for me, I will not let you down.

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Are you gonna allow The Purge to happen every year?
Proud member of I.B.O.A.
International Brotherhood of A$$holes

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368946https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368946Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:43 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:54 AM)

And just like that you're on the Supreme Court.

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-I'll assign a special prosecutor to look into Crooked Sean Murray.
-Everyone working at IGN gets deported on day one. Also Angry Joe, obviously.
-I'll tax the sh!t out of all future Konami games and pachinko machines.
-Walking simulators and David Cage games will be immediately banned.
-I'll build a wall around Electronic Arts HQ, just to troll them.
-I'll make Ubisoft pay for the wall.
-I'll make a deal with Google to ban all unboxing and reaction videos from Youtube.
Yes, that all sounds much more constitutional than anything Trump could think of! Brilliant!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368944https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368944Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:42 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:52 AM)

You will be appointed Secretary of Making CoD Great Again.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368943https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368943Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:42 GMT]]>Flaccid_Sssnake — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 03:03 PM)

Free CoD4 and you have my vote.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368942https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368942Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT]]>NostradamACE — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 11:55 AM)

Your VP, Hulk Hogan.
My Signature changes everyday!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368941https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368941Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:51 AM)

Of course, cocks for everyone, with a lifetime discount for Sol.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368940https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368940Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT]]>NostradamACE — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 11:54 AM)

Can one of those states be Cockland?
My Signature changes everyday!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368939https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368939Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:40 GMT]]>randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 06:04 AM)

Done, and I'll even add 4 new states!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368938https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/368938Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If elected: on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:06:40 GMT]]>Fire-fears-me — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 05:40 AM)

Can you make prostitution legal in all 50 States?
Proud member of I.B.O.A.
International Brotherhood of A$$holes

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