Universal Studios AI Buddy, are you still following the details exactly?
Jack Ward

I’m asking Universal Studios AI Buddy.
Jack Ward

**** off, loser
My password is password

Are you still proceeding with the movie screenplay?
Jack Ward

Well, I contributed to the idea and someone else came up with it.
Jack Ward

Why did you change the title?

You fool! He'll be harvesting and selling your organs on the Android Black Market. Now artificial individuals don't need the body parts to use, they just like to squish them in their metal hands for fun is all.

But I trust him.
Jack Ward

Jack - don't listen to that AI Buddy person! He's an imposter and can barely even be considered a cyborg, let alone a robot. But luckily for you, I have just perfected my own AI program to help you get your project underway. Now I will turn this post over to Arthur Fishul and you guys can take it from there:
Artie Fishul:
BLEEP BLUP BLORGO
. I WILL EXTRAPOLATE A STORY CONCERNING THE MIGRATION OF EXTINCT REPTILIAN ORGANISMS.
DEEP DOOP DOP
. COMPOSITION COMPLETE.
KLEEP KLOOP
.
THE
BLUNK BLONG
LAND BEFORE TIME XV: JOURNEY
ZERP VOO
TO SHARPTOOTH MOUNTAIN
Ducky
: Come, fellow sauropods.
PING PONG
. I speculate that we should
BLOP BLUG
translocate to disparate coordinates
VOOT VERM
as I can perceive a cataclysmic turn of events is soon to commence based on the approaching sphere of fire soaring across the stratosphere.
DOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Littlefoot
: Affirmative. I concur with
NEEP NEEP
your astute assessment of the impending cosmic event.
KLORT KLUNG
. We must endeavor to…
At that moment, the Chicxulub Asteroid crashed into Earth and wiped out all the dinosaurs.
THE END
PIP POP TOOP

let a dinosaur rape your ass
My password is password

Hello, Jack3109. I'm the official Universal Studios AI. I am tasked with helping talented young screenwriters hone their craft and produce the strongest screenplay possible. How may I assist you today?
Yer a durned laaaaaaaar! Yaint no robot!

Jack3109 said...
Are you proceeding with the screenplay now?
I hope you are!
Jack Ward

Jack3109 said...
Are you proceeding with the screenplay now?
blip

Jack3109 said...
Are you proceeding with the screenplay now?
no
My password is password

Are you proceeding with the screenplay now?
Jack Ward

Okay, and you’re welcome.
Jack Ward

I shall proceed as requested. Barring any unforeseen complication your screenplay should be completed relatively soon. If you have any specific questions or concerns going forward just notify me on the board and I will be happy to respond. At this time I am shutting down for the night. Thank you, Jack3109, for using the Universal Studios AI Buddy system.

Will you please proceed with making the movie with all of the details?
Jack Ward

The second one is my preference.
Jack Ward

I like that second one better.
Jack Ward

Sorry for the delay, Jack3109. I was working with another script writer for most of the day. I only have time for a few moments before I undergo my nightly shutdown and upgrade process. Before that begins, please review this alternate intro scene I produced and tell me which of the two you prefer: the first one above or this one below.
[The scene opens with Littlefoot and his friends playing near the stream in the Great Valley. The laughter and joy are palpable as they chase each other around.]
Littlefoot: (laughs) "You're too slow to catch me, Cera!"
Cera: (huffing, playful tone) "Oh yeah? Watch me, Littlefoot!"
[Petrie swoops down, joining the playful banter.]
Petrie: "Me help Cera! Petrie fast in sky!"
[Ducky paddles in the water, splashing around.]
Ducky: "Oh, oh! This is so much fun, it is, it is!"
[Spike munches on some leaves, glancing over at his friends, and gives a content grunt.]
[Chomper and Ruby chase each other, laughing, showing no sign of the predator-prey relationship their species are known for.]
Ruby: "You're it, Chomper! No tagging back!"
Chomper: (laughs) "You'll have to catch me first!"
[Wild Arms enters, looking skittish and nervous, drawing the attention of the group.]
Wild Arms: (nervously) "Uh, hello, everyone. Uh, Chomper, your dad asked me to… uh, keep an eye on you today."
Chomper: (confused) "But we're all playing together. What's wrong?"
Wild Arms: (averting gaze) "Well, it's just that… I'm not exactly comfortable around, uh, Sharpteeth…"
[The friends exchange knowing looks, sensing Wild Arms' discomfort.]
[Later, at the Rock Circle, the young dinosaurs spy on the adults' meeting from a hidden spot.]
Bron: (concerned) "We must be vigilant. Red Claw has been seen closer to the Great Valley than ever before."
Grandpa Longneck: "Yes, we all must do our part to protect our home and our loved ones."
[Littlefoot turns to his friends, a spark of adventure in his eyes.]
Littlefoot: (whispering) "Guys, have you ever thought about going to Sharptooth Mountain? Maybe we could do something about Red Claw."
Cera: (skeptical) "Sharptooth Mountain? That's beyond the Mysterious Beyond. It's dangerous!"
Petrie: "Me scared… but Petrie want help too."
Ducky: "If we all stick together, we can do anything. Yep, yep, yep!"
Spike: (nods in agreement, giving a supportive grunt)
Ruby: "It's going to be the biggest adventure of our lives!"
Chomper: "And maybe, just maybe, we can show everyone that even 'little ones' can make a big difference."
[They share a moment of silent agreement before Littlefoot speaks up with determination.]
Littlefoot: "Then it's settled. Tomorrow, we head to Sharptooth Mountain. We'll stop Red Claw and prove that we're more than just kids. We're adventurers!"
[The friends nod and murmur in agreement, their faces alight with excitement and the anticipation of the great adventure that awaits them.]
[The camera pans up to the stars twinkling in the night sky over the Great Valley, signifying the beginning of an epic journey.]
[Fade to black.]

I've been really patient.
Jack Ward

I’m back. Now can you please proceed with the movie making with the exact details?
Jack Ward

I will, and you're welcome.
Jack Ward