May I gently direct you to the works of Mackenzie Crook.
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Captain Ron.
It has Martin Short playing an upright family man who is left a boat by his dead uncle, and he takes it out captained by a inept sailor played by Kurt Russell.
https://www.filmboards.com/board/10103924/
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

Is your nose running?

They actually forced us to sing this in school, among other equally gay hyms from 4 hundo years ago lol.
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talk about traumatising kids, ****ing talking about being cold and hungry and afraid and naked and **** like wtf, kinda ****ed up school we at here?

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Are you also cold, hungry and afraid?
My password is password.

UPDATE = I have decided to watch every Police Academy movie ever from start to finish without blinking once, thank you all for your retarded and useless suggestions
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The departed was the start of my theory that Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg are secret brothers

I really enjoyed that one. Good acting all the way around, and I agree with you about the Boston accent.
On another site i was once saying how much I liked The Departed, and an ex-Bostonian straightened me out about most of that one being filmed in NYC.

I have seen that too, I enjoyed the Bostonian accents and seeing Todd from breaking bad in other things is always a blast
It made me sad though, because the guys name is
" James " whitey " Bulger "
and the name " James Bulger " may make a British person think of…some sad ****….for sure.

Another old one, but have you seen Black Mass with Johnny Depp as Whitey Bulger?
I found that to be quite intense. I've watches some docs about Bulger, and the movie seems to follow along reality quite nicely most of the time.

chuck norris in Hero and the terror
invasion USA
Tv show: walker, texas ranger (show has a token female and token black to keep it demographically correct)

Way dated, but have you seen The Counselor? I liked it a lot, but many people didn't.
The screenplay was written by C. McCarthy who wrote No Country For Old Men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Counselor

My Dog Skip
My password is password.

And not to mention the fact that he is 9 foot tall……

No he is most certainly not " normal " looking, his lower face makes his eyes look really small and creepy. And I say that as someone who has the same thing going on.So I can see why people may not like how he looks.
None of that was in mean spirits btw.

Yes, and normal looking. They try to make it seem like he's Frankenstein, or something

I've seen that episode at least 100 times. That dude actually comes off as a really nice guy.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Oh, yeah I defo had strange men in my life as a kid. You son of a bitch, I'm in

That's not his father. It's some strange man with an affinity for pelicans that he met at the beach

I never had a father

Especially this episode

Try watching a few hundred episodes of Baywatch.
You have just enough time to get caught up before the new show starts up soon.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

No, I wasn't intending it for Steve Lake. I actually found it to be a moving film.
Another oldy-goldy, but have you seen Wonderland?
Val Kilmer as Johnny Wadd and it the movie relates around the Wondeland murders in LA in the early 80s.