I am impressed with the person growth you've shown us over the years. You truly are a model citizen.

Yep. I've moved on to 16-year-olds because they are a tad more mature.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

You aged out of 15 year olds?

Well, I'd totally **** the living **** out of some fine-ass sexy 16-year-old girl.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I'd click "accept" without even reading the terms of service!

I would steal a cop car, go joy riding then park in a handicapped parking spot.

I would re-transmit a MLB baseball game and disseminate the accounts and descriptions of the game without express written consent. Somebody stop me!

Hahahahahaha!
There is no objective reality and that's
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I would rush to the nearest Serta store and start cutting off mattress tags left and right. TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!

Whatever I did would probably involve public nudity. Lady Godiva the hell out of it.
I've always wanted to paint graffiti on a train or have a decent fight with that swan at the botanical gardens provide alcohol to minors
Oh! I'd steal some shopping carts! I've always wanted some of those!
Sidenote: I saw a comic once where a guy took advantage of the Purge by letting his dog drive his car.
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I'd steal a bunch of beep (from rich people/businesses only) so that I could sell it on eBay later. Basically I'm broke af and being able to pay off my student loans would be amazing.
I'd dress like one of those lunatics and cover myself with animal blood so that nobody would mess with me.
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

I'd walk my dog on the beach. Actually, we don't have a dog so first I'd steal a dog from a neglectful owner.
"Paint something cool Don't paint the sun!"

Make sure to check yourself as the wrong ethnicity too!
There is no objective reality and that's
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I would fill out an application form and lie about my name. BOOM!

I would fill out application forms in blue ink, not black.
I would take my dog for a walk without a pooper scooper.

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I would have a party and kill everyone I invited. YEAH!!
" and I am unanimous in that!"- Mrs. Slocombe

I would pee in public.
"I told the others, they didn't believe me. You're all doomed. You're all doomed."

I would jay walk to my local gas station and loiter the beep out of that place.

I'd totally embezzle from big corporations

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I would do something a little bit more extreme like, actually do some Purging against the rich. Probably.
Been done before. Never works out well.

Radical, dude!
I would do something a little bit more extreme like, actually do some Purging against the rich. Probably.
Hey there, Johnny Boy, I hope you fry!

I wouldn't wash hands after bathroom. I'm THAT evil
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