What did Ted Bundy say after he chopped off Lynette Dawn Culver's head?
"That's not the way you get ahead in life!"
Even better: what did he say after he came in the head's mouth?
"Talk about getting head!"
Just because I'm not on THEIR side, doesn't mean I'm on YOURS.

Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite group? A: Shock-A-Con!
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Ted Bundy who was at his all-time hottest after he got fried on the electric chair NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ted Bundy who had quite the notorious reputation as a real lady killer NEVER GOTTA DINNER1
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

I knew a serial killer his name was Ted
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He liked his women hot, young, and dead
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
1,000 mini-bios and I feel like I'm just getting started

buuuuuuuuuuut you you took my post seriously. It seems as if you're.. a..h-h-.hypocrite..

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OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY. I THINK YOU ARE THE VOICE OF A NEW GENERATION, SIR. YOU JUST INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SOME FUNNY JOKES, NOT UNLIKE YOUR BRILLIANT SELF. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
Q: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A CRACK WHORE?
A: CRACK HER SKULL! LOL
Q: ARE YOU A FAN OF THE BAND, THE KNIFE?
A: NO, BUT I'LL STAB YOU WITH ONE.
Q: DO YOU LIKE KANYE WEST?
A: NO, BUT I LIKE TO MURDER WOMEN AND BURY THEM IN THE WEST.
Q: DID YOU ENJOY BLADE RUNNER?
A: YEAH. I PULLED OUT A BLADE, AND THE BITCH RAN. NOT FAST ENOUGH, THOUGH! L-O-L
JUST IMAGINE, IF YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SUCH FUNNY JOKES, IMAGINE WHAT THE NEXT GENERATION WILL PRODUCE THANKS TO THE STAGE YOU JUST SET RIGHT HERE, ON IMDB?????

Q: How do you deal with annoying whores?
A: Use a crowbar
Q: What do you do if you wanna get laid with a hot chick but she's so stuck up she won't sleep with you?
A: You r@pe her after you knocked her out with a crowbar
Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite bar?
A: CrowBAR
Q: What do you do if you wanna get HEAD from a chick but she doesn't want to give it to you?
A: Knock her out with a crowbar, use a hacksaw to saw her head off, then give yourself head with the severed HEAD
Q: What do you call a person who kills cereal?
A: Serial Killer

The lamest jokes I ever read. And you write 'lol' beside them, like you were laughing out loud because of them. If that's true, you're both retarded and a dementia sufferer.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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YEAH, I GOT IT.
"Sandy n' myself r no longer engaged or 2gether" I told u so, he's only MINE

Know why Ted was a knockout with the ladies?
Because he was a "Lady Killer!"
Get it, a "Lady Killer!"

What did people say about Ted Bundy's fashion sense?
He was "dressed to kill."
Daniel Craig is James Bond. All deniers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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AHAHAHAHHAA-
No. Just.
No.

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They are indeed detruncation.
Dont wanna get attacked here, but they were funny for me.
LILO went LoLo when she saw MARK HARMON. Dirty Gal!

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those jokes werent very funny and some didn't really make sense.

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Not funny

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that's not even funny, any of them, get some lessons, and we get he was executed, get a new topic, dumbass