The Queen needs a King, punk. muscle flex

"As my first royal act, I take Queen Maxima as my new bride!"

monarchy would be an improvement over our current oligarchy.
Dont be so sure about that. Your current government has 2 sides right? Liberal and democrat or whatever the ****, there will always be push back from both sides and you NEED that. If you want a monarchy to actually replace your government then it will just be one sided, it will be their way or no way
You think a judge would be able to tell a monarchy that has absolute power that they will NOT be signing off on the mass deportation of illegals because they think it's mean? That judge would lose their job and then head.
You still have rights under your government and a way of fighting back if those rights are violated, you would not have that with a monarchy with absolute power.

lol wot

Also i'd like to praise you for the choice of picture, it is PERFECT in the context we are talking here

I was anticipating this lol yes he was born wealthy and was never going to struggle, but the dude WORKS, he could haver retired 30 years ago spending his days playing golf and grabbing pussy, instead he is taking on the most stressful job in the world, twice.
Not to mention all the work he put in before being the thought of being president was even a twinkle in his sack. His empire has not grew so much on it's own.
He is the only guy born wealthy that I respect.

ruled over by a spoilt brat who has never had to work a day in his life
My password is password.

so, you would one day like to be ruled over by a spoilt brat who has never had to work a day in his life?
You do know our Monarchy has almost zero sway in our politics right? The government could easily just over rule them. They are just ceremonial at this point, a decoration, a call back to our countries history, they make none of the decisions and cant make the gov change their mind.

No, Trump lacks the noble attributes of a king (courage, wisdom, loyalty, etc.), but a monarchy would be an improvement over our current oligarchy.