Damn!!!! There's so much to choose from!
This sounds like a full blown meal!
What does one have when having tea?
I alway assumed that it was just tiny cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut from the bread and dainty little pastries.
Now that you have looked the menu over carefully, let us know what you are having and how it was.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

Why would they stare .
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Don't you mostly stay inside.? People must stare so much.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

That would probably make it more pleasing for me Benny
Gin and tonic though, that's a nice crisp drink which will set you up for a long evening, Or even vodka and tonic (You're a vodka man, right?)

I like adding lemonade to to white wine.
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I rarely touch white Benny, generally goes to my head
I like a malbec, rioja or shiraz most of the time
Rose is nice for barbecues and the like, but I'd probably have a beer instead

Red or White.
I'm a rose bloke.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

One which starts with wines Benny

What's your kind of menu?
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Duck fat roasters with humus and the Camembert to share
Not really my type of menu, but I hope you have fun Benny

You're obsessed with people's race, you crazy monkey feces.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

Do tell.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Omfg, you're so obsessed with Asian and black people. A day doesn't go by without you begging for their attention.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

You can bring dogs , so I'm going to invite Donna and Azn_2.
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