Let's ask Cheeky.
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Does Turkey have Italians?

Awww sleepy time for turkey.
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They do fly. At night turkeys will fly into trees to sleep.
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Omg I want that chicken! It is so cute!
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The things I used to get up to as a kid. I used to deliberately walk by those geese with a sandwich in my hand….then run like the wind as they chased me for my sandwich.
Geese are amazing watch dogs. They dgaf. They will come after you, and people are kinda used to dealing with dogs attacking, but have no idea wtf to do when a bunch of geese come flapping and hissing and basically threatening your life. They're super territorial.
Here's a Chinese hen. The ones I saw didn't exactly run from me, more like walked juuuust in front of me so I couldn't catch them. And the clucking was lower picthed than this particular hen, and sounded more like a very mild "uh….what you doing?" as opposed to wild running "OMG WTF!" type clucking from regular chickens.

He had peacocks and geese too. I loved the peacocks. But they were by far the loudest birds I've ever heard. They would wake ne up from down the road with their calls. Gooooorgeous birds thought. I love peacocks to this day.
Had fun trolling the geese (he kept them instead of guard dogs). Absolutely vicious birds.
Oh my goodness.
Chicken clicking is pretty funny. Have you ever seen Chinese hens? They're kinda fluffy, and have very soft clucks that almost sounds like they're asking a question.
No I have not!
Let me find a YouTube video of the bird.
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He had peacocks and geese too. I loved the peacocks. But they were by far the loudest birds I've ever heard. They would wake ne up from down the road with their calls. Gooooorgeous birds thought. I love peacocks to this day.
Had fun trolling the geese (he kept them instead of guard dogs). Absolutely vicious birds.
Chicken clicking is pretty funny. Have you ever seen Chinese hens? They're kinda fluffy, and have very soft clucks that almost sounds like they're asking a question.

Annoying. Chicken clucking is funnier.
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Never seen one take to the air. They made a lot of noise though. And if you yelled something at them they would ALL start "gobbling" back at once.

So did the turkey fly there?
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They do! I lived there for a couple of years. Turkey is quite popular. At least where I lived it was. A dude up the road had a small holding where he raised them.

That's the most egregious use of "pray tell" I've ever seen.
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Turkey is really overrated. Ill eat smoked turkey sandwich but I could live withoit it honestly. Give me roast beef, cornbeef or ham sammich any day.
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Caesar never tasted turkey, nor a potato, tomato or chili.

Turkey is of the new world Donna, so traditionally Italians would not have had access to it
Nowadays, of course, they have access to everything that everyone else has access to - so some of them will cook it
Particularly those in the US who think that they are somehow still Italians

whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes!
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"The moose at the front should have told you."
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I am not Italian but nobody told muh nose….

shut up, stupid
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The weekd billions of turkeys were hunted, shot, and killed for no fcuking other than to uphold a fcuking charade about Natives and Europeans eating dinner together before they were butchered and the corpses thrown into a mass grave.
Fcuk that. Today is just another day as far as I am concerned except no big ass turkey to bake for hours and then slice up. Fcuk that.
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let's get off mothers, I got off on yours last night
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And fcuk your mother.
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and **** you, douchebag
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