JustinCase — 6 months ago(September 13, 2025 12:04 PM)

Flags flown at half staff.
Perhaps a statue of him in the Capitol.
His body might be laying there for a couple of days.
Getting the Medal of Freedumb.
A national holiday.
All women who were forced to have a baby from rape and incest have to name it Charlie if it's a boy or Kirk if it's a girl.
They will have his body throw out the first pitch of the World Series ala Weekend at Bernie's style.
McDonald's will put out a burger called The Kirk with a bit of him in each bite.
The NRA will come out with a special limited gun called The Charlie Horse in honor of him.
"Share the pain with your liberals the way they did for us!"
For at least one week his face will be on toilet paper in all government building restrooms.
A dildo company will come out with The Kirk for MAGA girls to get wet and do it with a likeness of him shaped like a dildo.
Conservative H.Wood will make a movie showing him as a war hero who wins WWII, Korea and Viet Nam all by himself.
There will be a new Mt. Rushmore carved into rock somewhere else featuring him and Trump doing the 69 with each other.
And all this for some right wing asshole troll no one ever heard of until now.
MAGA morons don't realize he won't be around to enjoy any of this which is just so MAGA!
Ya know.
Being selfish for themselves to make them feel better this way instead of facing up to the reality check the barf chunk is dead and gone for good.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk