I have more and better hair. Beard's about right.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

Verily I say unto you, except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

You think you don't look like a 12 year old with that infantile drivel?
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

I recognize that pic! It's Bongo, all right. He takes recycling very seriously.
I predict he'll come in and say: I have less and better hair. Gargling is about right.

Real pic:
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