The only BLTs we have over here are Boring Leftist Twats, fella.

Yes, what of it?
You never had a BLT before?
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Mayo with bacon?

It gets worse Mark. It's a tiny cupboard kitchen too
Turns out the flat was a regular house back in the day. But with the advent of plumbing, gas, electricity and telephone it was updated to be modernised to the current legal standings. But somewhere along the way it got bought and turned into a student flat and so perfectly good rooms were turned into bedrooms. Which meant a proper kitchen/dining room got turned a bedroom and a cupboard got extended into a kitchen. So a windowless kitchen which is tiny and now without a working electric cooker
My downstairs neighbour bought his place and it looks great. But, mustn't grumble - it's still got all the charm that attracted me in the first place
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Electric?

Very nice it was too. But I think the cooker has managed to break and so it turns out it is sort of a semi-emergency situation after all
An electric cooker (I know!) and none of the fuse box fuses are out and so perhaps the one in the plug. Odd though, one hob and nothing split
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Say it on your main, coward.

Wrong.
Mayo is the best sauce for fries, full stop.
No competition.
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Mayo on fries sounds like a war crime. I'm still not attracted to feet though.

He had that whole bit with John Travolta's character in Pulp Fiction surprised by mayo on fries in Amsterdam and so I'm guessing that is something to him
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Does he hate mayo or something?

Okay Quentin Tarantino, we get it. Only feet
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Mayo is disgusting and so are people who use it.

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Have crispy bacon if you do it. Bacon really does make everything better
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If it's not for you there's no point in having a rum tum Anna
You ever had bacon with a tuna melt?
Sounds odd but it somehow works quite well
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You can dilute it down so it's not so peppy
You should try it next time you make one just to see
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It can get fancy real quick Anna
Blood grapefruit and ginger powder can turn a mayo into a hao de
Some wasabi really makes a kicker tuna melt too
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If I'm having a dinner party I'll make my own mayo but generally for sandwiches and the like I do just use whatever jar they have in the shops
I didn't know it was soybean oil though, so something new learned - thanks!
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