I thought you called it your pecker.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Chainsaw that's what I'll use.

Just the thought of Reba with the disgusted look on her face saying, "EwIt stinks too"

"Way to go dudes!"

I'll tell you one Damn thing. Old Chang don't get his slick mitts on this for no measly 15 bucks

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"Hey mister. That's no good."
Is this your student The champion?

"That means we're stuck. That pisses me off!"

• You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be $h1tt1n' this basketball pardon my French!
• Here's the plan. We don't even stop. Ride like hell. Tonight we keep right on going. We'll walk the horses.

Well, if it's not our old pal Stumpy!

Mindy! Get off the pogo stick!

Live ones smell worse than the dead ones!

Best topic ever! Now you force me to watch the whole show with my mind in the gutter!

Na, Na no, don't want to winch it, don't want to winch, it it'll tear it all up!

Man, that's one big mother Must be the old boy that had your sizemo's working overtime!

And the perfect pairing to that one: "live ones smell worse than the dead ones!"

Judas Priest! Does it smell like that because it's dead?

I am completely out of ammo!. That's never happened to me before

"Oh man, I hate this."

Here's some Swiss cheese and some bullets

We plan ahead so we don't do anything now

"It came out the goddamned ground!"
Why, thank you, Thing!

congratulations! Be advised, however, there are two more, repeat, two more more mother humpers

"What the hell are those things?"