/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 07:00 AM)

I was browsing the dark web for hitmen when I got an email from a man claiming to be an "all natural homeopathic hitman".
Traditional homeopathy operates on the principle of like cures like.
For example if poison ivy can cause a problem, it can also treat the same problem after thousands of dilutions.
The hitman claims this principle can be reversed, i.e if you are diabetic, insulin is the solution, therefore through homeopathy it can become a problem.
A homeopathic tincture starting with insulin should theoretically kill a diabetic if sufficiently diluted.
While he started his career only targeting people on life saving medication he now claims he has found a universal remedy that works on all targets.
Namely homeopathic water.
As we all need water to live, a homeopathic remedy of diluted water is supposedly lethal to all organisms that need water to live.
This all sounds sensible in theory but I've essentially just paid £1000 for a tiny bottle of water.
Have I been scammed?
My password is password.