Have you ever thought about being murdered yourself?
My password is password.

Got some hungry eyes watching me
Is that such a bad thing
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Do you eat beef, pork, horse, chicken, duck, rabbit and fish?

Maybe you’re the Malcom Crowe

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'the circle of life is such a scam,' thought the dingleberry

But not really. When they die, animals and plants get it all explained to them. They're shown a picture of me, and appreciate the privilege of having played their part in creating such wonder.
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or it could be the ghosts of all the dead animals. maybe even plants if you're vegan

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Lmao
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It's an absolute nightmare Apparenly sourdough bread is supposed to be better but idk. All the breads taste the same to me with a raisiny aftertaste.

I've tried gf bread a handful of times now and every single time it's gone in the bin
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

Me when I'm trying to make gluten free cookies and they turn into a traybake

I was thinking of you when I wrote that. I bet it's the kind of thing that would make a sailor blush.
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There's a lot of foul language in my kitchen at times.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

And rage. Kitchens are full of bad emotion. Burned toast and overdone eggs, meat not cooked when all the side dishes are ready, sunken cake sponge… all these things create such anger and resentment. Ghosts love that ****.
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There is a lot of electric appliances to draw energy from.

its trying to help you diet

Your natural state oscillates between rage and panic. You're constantly torn between fight or flight.
Will you please calm down, woman. Slow down your breathing and take the time to assess the situation more thoroughly.
Now, about this ghost. Has it said anything yet or is it still just staring at you?
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Imagine walking into the kitchen one night this week and before you turn on the light, you can barely see something floating about half a meter below the ceiling.
It's about the size of a human head and it's moving slowly toward you.
As it moves, it begins to make a slight hissing sound.
You are frozen with fear. You hit the light switch and it's a ghostly apparition of Millard's head and his hair and beard areas are covered with hundreds of black spiders.
The hissing is coming from the spiders.
I HAVE SHARP TEEF.

The kitchen is a big place for activity. Souls imprint themselves on it. I've witnessed and have heard many accounts of para happening in homes. It's real.
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