Maybe if we knew there was something to win we'd make more of an effort? We always perform better when we know there's a prize to be won. Cash, preferably, but a medal is also sweet.
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The USA hasn't produced a good song in decades.
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Too many fags and darks
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So it's 1% serious. In other words, not serious at all.
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Ireland usually dominates.
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Well… Eurovision is 99% complete gibberish and one decent song who
usually
wins
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OK.
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I think drink is for people without responsibilities and/or self-confidence
all those Clydesdales negate your premise.
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Yep, same here. I don't miss hangovers one bit.
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I like waking up feeling refreshed, not dehydrated, sick and headachey too much these days!
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I used to drink heavily in my teens, twenties, and very early thirties, but then my priorities changed, I grew up, and now I drink less than a few times a year, never having more than four bottles of beer.
I think drink is for people without responsibilities and/or self-confidence.
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if it was such a good idea, why did he wait so long?
what a jerk!

Him dying was the nicest thing he did for his family.
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then he doesn't get a pass

That definitely wasn't my uncle, he was a miserable grumpy drunk who didn't work and kept his family in poverty.
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i think they get a pass of they've fought in any major wars. as long as they're funny and aren't hurting anyone.

My dad was teetotal all of his life and hated if any of us kids drank but he adored my uncle who was an alcoholic, thought he was the funniest man who walked the earth and always sat next to him at family dos.
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So very true. I mean as a spectator sport, they're hilarious. If you're invested in them, they're a nightmare.
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As long as they're somebody else's alcoholic of course.
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Alcoholics make everything more fun.
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It was better back in the day when Terry Wogan presented it pissed.
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That figures. Fucking commies.
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it's a secret european state of the union address disguised as a pop culture competition
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And?
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