Mope.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

You are going to hell
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It's just another meaningless antiquated tradition.

Not exactly. The branch of Baptists I grew up in had a "dedication ceremony," when I was like five. Don't ask me to explain the significance, because I can't. I was baptised as an adult when I joined The Episcopal Church, which is basically the American branch of the Church of England.
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Yeah, I was. I also did Catechism, but a year or two late. I think there was some other thing you're supposed to do as a teenager in Catholicism like confirmation or something.
My parents weren't very religious. They did **** out of tradition when it was convenient, but it wasn't hammered into us and we rarely went to church. I went to church more with my grandma than my parents… or with my friends at their Baptist churches, where I was told I wasn't a real Christian because I was Catholic lol.

There's nothing bible 'bout my belt, bennie

You have the bible belt. We certainly ain't that devout.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Good grief.
Anyways, do people who aren't even religious have christenings where you are? It seems to be a huge thing here. I don't get it.

Are they different to the UK or something.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Oh don't even get me started on christenings over here