Yes. I've been bitten by snakes, lizards, frogs, mosquitoes, horseflies, spiders, wasps, caterpillars, ants, cats, dogs, fish, birds, a hamster, and a guinea pig.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

Yes, by snakes and lizards as a young lad. Then as an adult by my gf's crazy cat.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

No, but I'm wary of wandering dogs.

Are you now scared of dogs?

As I was just walking by, a little Dachshund ran out of its gate and bit me on the foot. I was wearing jandals at the time so it got me good. Went straight to the doc's and got it fixed up.

I have been bitten by the most deadly and dangerous animal on the planet.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Dog, spider, sand shark

Agreed!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Some people shouldn't be parents.

I remember that, I watched the movie too
They don't understand that they can't help it
One of my cousins wet the bed like his father
His step mother was mean to him. Thankfully he doesn't remember
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Michael Landon was a bed wetter, and his mother would cruelly hang the sheets outside his bedroom window to try and embarrass him.
He made a TV movie about it called The Loneliest Runner.

Yikes!
I watched a show on the Green River Killer last night
He kept jerking them around when he was supposed to lead them to some of the bodies, so they told him he wouldn't get his plea deal if he didn't cooperate so he finally showed them
He was a bed wetter and his mom would be upset with him and criticize him
Bed wetters sleep so sound that the urge to pee doesn't wake them
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Ah! You have to be careful with dog bites.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1362502
On a different note, they've found 2 bodies in the river here in two days. No info yet on any further details.

I was teasing him when my mom was eating ribs
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

The little bugger!

Henry gave me a little bite once
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

3 times, all German Shepherds. Twice in my Saturday job delivering fruit and veg and once in France.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

I forgot about that one! I was feeding it bread and the little git bit my finger. Drew blood too.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Yep. The most painful one was being "bitten" by a goose when I was around 6.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

That's one of my favorite Far Side comics.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

A sausage dog on my paper Round when I was thirteen.
Similar. I was bitten on the butt by a mangy mutt outside of Liquor Mart (RIP) in South Boston when I was around the same age. I felt OK afterwards but I still got a rabies shot "just in case".

No, I make your mother take her dentures out