kuatorises said...
Neat story, hypocrite.
LDR, baby!!
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

HollyJollyHanukka said...
Love how liberals live in your head! LDR, baby!
Neat story, hypocrite.

kuatorises said...
Neat story, hypcorite.
Love how liberals live in your head! LDR, baby!
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

HollyJollyHanukka said...
Aww, stop your whining, crybaby.
Neat story, hypcorite.

kuatorises said...
Weird way to spell, "I'm a hypocrite."
Aww, stop your whining, crybaby.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

HollyJollyHanukka said...
Sell it somewhere else snowflake.
Weird way to spell, "I'm a hypocrite."

kuatorises said...
Yes, we know you're a hypocrite. Very good, Holly.
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Sell it somewhere else snowflake.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

HollyJollyHanukka said...
I sure am! If it’s good enough convoluted readoning for the current administration, it’s good enough for me!
Cry harder baby boy ICE agent.
Yes, we know you're a hypocrite. Very good, Holly.

I sure am! If it’s good enough convoluted readoning for the current administration, it’s good enough for me!
Cry harder baby boy ICE agent.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Nah, it wasn’t.
It is, you're just ok with it because of who it is directed at.
Yes, throwing food at someone is generally considered
assault and battery in most jurisdictions. It constitutes unwanted, offensive touching (battery) or the threat of it (assault). Depending on the circumstances—such as potential injury or the object used—it can lead to criminal charges, including misdemeanors or even felonies.
Key aspects of this legal issue include:
Assault vs. Battery: If the food hits the person, it is typically battery; if it misses but causes fear of being hit, it is assault.
Intent: The act must be intentional, not accidental, to qualify as assault.
Severity: Throwing food that causes injury (e.g., in the eyes while driving) or using heavy/sharp food items can elevate the offense to a higher-level crime.
Legal Consequence: It can result in arrest for simple assault, disorderly conduct, or harassment.
Even if not directly intended to cause severe physical harm, throwing food constitutes offensive contact, making it legally actionable.
https://www.lawinfo.com/resources/criminal-defense/what-is-assault.html#:~:text=The offensive or harmful contact,to the victim%2C only contact.

Nah, it wasn’t. Just an errant piece of flying bologna escaping devourment by a hungry fool.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Doesn’t matter. It was assault.

Told you I’d make an exception in this case. And no one EVER was assaulted in their mask by balogna.
What a ****ing baby!!
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Doesn’t matter. It was assault.

Awwww, did the poor whittle big man ICE absent have his mask dirtied by bologna?
Yeah, on this I support a double standard.
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Bologna on the mask hiding your face, not so much.
Just 3 messaes back:
Doesn’t matter. It was assault.
You have no integrity whatsoever. None.

It causes very nasty pain in your eyes. Bologna on the mask hiding your face, not so much.
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If you mix it with baking soda you can create a deadly volcanic eruption in your 4th grade science fair so charging this guy with terrorism is probably appropriate.

Vinegar is a real threat to public safety.

Deadly ****ing sandwich.
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The ICE agent DID press charges. The guy totally got away with it.

If they press charges, it matters.
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It kinda matters. The dude who threw a sandwich at the ICE agent got away with it.
They toss "assault" cases all the time depending on the outcome. If no one gets hurt, they don't care.

Doesn’t matter. It was assault.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.