i'd rather others hype my watch rather than the watch hype itself

I MOSTLY meant your immediate family. Why DON'T you WANT to have a ️ for them to CALL you on? What about TEXTING? You can TEXT on a
desktop
and
laptop
, as well. I have and DO! You can also do VoIP and NON-VoIP.
"No, not all phone calls made on computers are VoIP, but the vast majority are. Calls made from a computer require an internet connection and use software, or a "soft phone," to transmit the voice data digitally over the internet as packets. Traditional analog phone calls, which use copper wires, cannot be made from a computer without special equipment or services that bridge the gap between the computer and the traditional phone network.
VoIP calls:
How they work: VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) converts your voice into digital data that is sent over the internet.
What you need: A computer, an internet connection, and a phone call app or "soft phone" are all that's needed to make a VoIP call.
Reach: VoIP services can call other VoIP users or traditional phone numbers, including mobile and landlines.
Traditional calls:
How they work: Traditional calls use analog signals transmitted over copper wires.
What you need: A physical phone line connected to a phone exchange.
Making them from a computer: To make a traditional call from a computer, you would need a special adapter or service that connects your computer to the traditional phone network."
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

I have an email address. Several, in fact.
Also, I don't talk to anyone in real life other than my immediate family.

NOT even landline?? How do people you know COMMUNICATE with you?
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

The CREEPY, “SMART”, WATCH/SPYING device is YOUR
smartphone/iPhone
IF you have one.
I don't have one. In fact, I don't have
any
phone - smart or otherwise - and I fully intend to keep it that way for the rest of my life.

The CREEPY, “SMART”, WATCH/SPYING device is YOUR
smartphone
/
iPhone
IF you have one.
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

Hell no. I don't wear a watch at all, but, if I did, I would want a traditional old-school digital watch, not some creepy "smart" watch/spying device.

No, I'm not currently in need of a talking timepiece. But, IF I WERE…

Have you on
Amazon
,
eBay
OR elsewhere?
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

No, I want one of those talking cubes from the 80s with the wood panelling

️
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".