A glory hole.

I bet whatever you carve it will look like ****.
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I might actually do this next year.
"
No
knocking. Take the candy and leave."

carve "go away" into it; then put it on your porch for all to see
jestergooning

Tasteful nudes

We've always carved pumpkins on halloween over here. It's how we let the trick r treaters know to knock

Go with the 🧐 if not too late. Laurie Strode and the kids did the jackolanterns way late I thought. They didn't even trick-o-treat.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Most people only celebrate it on the actual day over here. We aren't American

Yeah and people here have been displaying them for at least a week.
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It's Halloween today? 🧐

A bit late aren't you?
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