Eat a burger and fries and lose weight.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Exactly!

Why can't chocolate and ice cream be good for you.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Cobb salad w/ grilled chicken breast

What's funny to me is healthy food is good for your body, but why does it taste like ass? If it's good why doesn't it taste good?

I'm having a BIG pukka steak pie for dinner. I CAN'T eat healthy because all healthy foods taste like a barrel of monkey spunk.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Nah. Life is too short for diets, Benny. I probably should start eating healthier tho. I mean I say this but I'm not a big eater as it is. It's soda where all my excess weight comes from

You never said you were eating out. Are you on a diet.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Nooo. I could make that at home

A greasy Bacon butty.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Any suggestions?

A glory hole.

I bet whatever you carve it will look like ****.
My password is password.

I might actually do this next year.
"
No
knocking. Take the candy and leave."

carve "go away" into it; then put it on your porch for all to see
jestergooning

Tasteful nudes

We've always carved pumpkins on halloween over here. It's how we let the trick r treaters know to knock

Go with the 🧐 if not too late. Laurie Strode and the kids did the jackolanterns way late I thought. They didn't even trick-o-treat.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Most people only celebrate it on the actual day over here. We aren't American

Yeah and people here have been displaying them for at least a week.
My password is password.

It's Halloween today? 🧐

A bit late aren't you?
My password is password.