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<p dir="auto"><strong>MovieManCin2</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 22, 2025 10:07 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake" rel="nofollow ugc">https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake</a><br />
USA: Surveying the hundreds of thousands of gathered for Charlie Kirks's memorial service, along with the millions watching across the globe, a despondent Satan declared that he had<br />
"made a big mistake".<br />
"Well, this is going like I planned at all,"<br />
sighed Satan.<br />
How are even more people praising God in the face of death?"<br />
At publishing time, an enraged Satan had learned that thousands more souls had slipped out of his grasp.<br />
PS Full disclosure: I'm an Agnostic.<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></p>
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<p dir="auto">My password is password.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/480238</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/480238</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 10:54:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to https:&#x2F;&#x2F;babylonbee.com&#x2F;news&#x2F;satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 10:54:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>JustinCase</strong> — <em>6 months ago(September 22, 2025 10:23 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">It figures that you would post fake news since you go along with the lies and fake news of the fascist dictator being his cock gobbler.<br />
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk</p>
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<p dir="auto">Full disclosure: You're a demented moron.<br />
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.</p>
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