Do people really get so messy when they poo that they need to power wash their ass on a regular basis? I've never tried a bidet tbh but I think a wet ass would be gross. Then you still have to wipe to dry it so ehhh.

When I get my bathroom redone I'm gonna put in one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Cool!
We have our moments of common ground despite our different political leanings.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

We agree on something else.
Amazing!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

feels good to live in a country with running water and no genocide rite?
**** those guys.

You'd be to afraid to even fart in case it gets into the airwaves and they pick up the scent. It's more than just the animals that hunt you in Africa.

If I was in Rwanda i'd prob skip the bidet on hopes of being assraped less

Clearly never used a bidet in Rwanda.

While coffee enemas sound like horseshit, coffee is less gross than pisswater.
There just doesn't seem to be any reason to think a bidet involves splashing pisswater back into your ass
My password is password.

As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
New age vegan libtards would probably find medicinal value in pumping piss water up your anus. Like a coffee enema, only done in a clinic in Afghanistan

fr - this is the funniest thing I've read today and I've read some funny things

LivingDeadBoy️

He's dim.
Fidelio♟️

Why would you even think a bidet uses unclean toilet water to wash the ass?
As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
My password is password.

Butt worth it
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

way too much effort
jestergooning

don't wander into peoples' private bathrooms and you won't accidentally wash your face with their ass towel
jestergooning

your farts smell like soap.
while your towels smell like ****, remind me to never do anything that may require the use of a towel while at your house.

I have not noticed soap farts

did you ever put soap on a towel and clean your asscrack in the shower? your farts smell like soap.
jestergooning

I'm just fussy
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

You're seen cleaner than I am. I bet you fart soap bubbles

Or, do like me and wipe with toilet paper, then clean yourself with liquid soap on toilet paper or a wash rag
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Clean water is pulled from the pipe (the bidet is typically plugged into the pipe in the wall with a T-valve that the tank AND bidet connect to in two different spots) and splashes on your ass via a tube. It doesn't get recycled from the bowl. You still need to wash your ass in the shower but it's definitely cleaner than using dry paper. It can have an enema effect too, fun lil bonus
It doesn't really take more time than wiping either. Genuinely have no idea what you're picturing