We spritz them with olive oil, then salt and pepper. They take too long to prepare, though.
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Not a fan of sprouts

I remember him doing the splits with a leg on two different chairs, but I don't think I've seen him do this with two trucks! Ouch! It makes me wince just looking at it.
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They make think of Jean-Claude - the muscles from brussles.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

I know, right?
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Yummy
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Steamed sprouts are an abomination!

They're my favorite vegetable! Cauliflower comes next.

I've always really enjoyed them and found them tasty. I remember other children my age would scoff at the mere thought of eating them. My grandmother would steam them, and I'd cut them in half, put a dollop of butter on them and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Can't figure out why people don't like them.
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I love them just the way they are. I prefer not to hide their delicious flavor in any way.

That's pretty much the way I've mostly eaten them. My grandmother made them that way and even as a child, I really liked the taste of them. I never understood the controversy around them, but it seems a lot of people aren't really keen on them.
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Steam them only
Alba gu bràth

Halves or quarters for the really big ones

That sounds great! I hadn't ever thought about putting parmesan cheese on top of them before. Interesting! Do you cut them in half beforehand?
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Salt pepper olive oil or oil based dressing…grated Parmesan…ez pz

Now that I have an air fryer, I think I'm going to try that.
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Yeah but I cheat and use the air fryer