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I'm not sure this helps.

Hi! I want to us to be friends.

You ever consider to stop inviting in the spiders? keep doors and windows closed

Do you have an infestation inside your house?
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

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I like spiders.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

Spiders can be quite charming. Like erratic jumping spiders. Or those eccentric spiders that make their homes in the sideview mirror of your car.

I’d rather have spiders around because of the fact that they eat yellow jackets. Our spiders around here are never aggressive towards humans.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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this is the part where you give up and act dumb
got it

I don't need to do anything They need to invade other places where the females actually are!
"They're more scared of you" oh rly! Is that why they break into people's homes and torment them!

you're the one with the one dimensional irrational fear
so you need to expose yourself to more variations on a theme
then you can begin the process of reframing it in your mind
since you will not directly interact with spiders, you have to expose yourself to different simulations of that reality (which are completely safe, as are most spiders btw) ie they eat the pests in your home, not you
you have a very unrealistic view and you know it.
but that executive knowledge isn't enough, because your fear is emotional and self-perpetuating (through repetition). so you have to change your internal dialogue.
for example, when your inner voice tells you something is dangerous, make the voice in your head sound ridiculous. that will help muddle the feedback loop.

I'd never sleep
No. Some spider isn't gonna make me feel sorry for it. We are all in the same boat. At least she has 8 hands to do multiple things at once.
I watch them now and then and they don't bother me bc i know they are on the tv
R u actually insane

get some fake rubber spiders and keep them with you
read charlotte's web
force yourself to watch a bunch of spider documentaries
start drawing/creating spiders by hand in different media