What happened?
Atheism is a none prophet organisation

Slight case of nitrogen narcosis
Dog bite
And so on

Had my dick snap sideways during sex when my girlfriend at the time was on top and it slipped out and she bounced back down on it. It hurt like hell and now it's still kind of sideways.
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Yeah, my children.
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I ran into a metal fence playing basketball. I was looking at the ball and not where I was going. What's even worse is I saw my opponent slow down thinking it was bc he knew I was getting the ball so I ran even faster. Lmao. I was so mad. I thought someone had barged into me and everything, but no, it was just my own stupidity saying hello

Ouch
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I caught my ankle on my uncles bike, my grandparents neighbours ran out with spanners, chisels, hammers and hacksaws!
I never felt a thing!

Leprosy?
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I nearly lost my foot, if
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gave me links i can show you the scar

Steel Grinder, all the sparks burned through an area of my so called fire proof coveralls. Not really a fire but burnt a little hole through my t shirt
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Playing wuth bengal matches or sparklers?

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I caught myself on fire
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Yes, but, it's faded a lot.

Do you still have a scar.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

That's what I've been told. I dove head first into a mahogany wood coffee table. Ouch!

Head wounds bleed like a mofo!
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I split my forehead open playing with a beach ball in the house with I was 2. Apparently there was blood everywhere.

Pulled myself up, I have a big scar on my bear. Fence was only 6 feet, i saw someone get gored jumping a smaller fence.

How'd you get out of it.
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I nearly lost an eye, back in the 80s they had them pale gray spiked fencing to keep ppl out. I was climbing over to get out and slipped, the spike went into my cheek.

When I was a kid I thought I could put my hand on a red-hot stovetop and remove it before I got burnt. As if I had superhuman speed or something. I was very wrong.

He can drive now

I bet you were telling them they were driving badly and that you could do better because you saw a video on how to drive on YouTube.
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