Smart man Benny!
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I went to a casino on my 18th birthday and they offer me a drink but I turned it down.
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You get free food in some of the better places if you play in them Benny
In the US they even give you free drinks. Watered down but still, people aren't there to get drunk
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Online I can play all day in bed. I'm not travelling to town to play with degenerates.
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If it's the thrill you're going for you should just play for free against a computer. That can be really fast and there's no real loss for you
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Poker online is better because it's quicker. Playing in the real world with people is slow as f#ck.
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More than just beat people up Benny, you can read them and everyone else in the room. Get a real feel for what's going on
A much more enjoyable experience I'd reckon.
I wouldn't know about playing online as it doesn't have any of that stuff involved
Were I to want to make money from it, I'd probably just program something to fill in for me and continue to play it safe for hours on end. Make a little over a long time on a high-stakes table. I'd guess they have time limits on that stuff though as that game would have been the first to have been tried
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At least you can beat people up if they cheat you.
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Well, machines don't cheat Benny
That's people
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That's the way to go if you don't want to be cheated by machines.
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And you don't think that not being at a real table with real people, real cards and real money is a bit off Benny?
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Online betting sites. I go on pokerstars.com
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The one I was thinking about was a computer game.
How do you play cards online?
Do you just phone somebody and tell them what hand you have and they believe you?
That sounds like some people might try and cheat
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It's a card game mate.
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Is that like Bombjack Benny?
I used to like Bombjack
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