Yes, I know, it’s my job
and, boy can I heat up a can of soup!!!!

Correct,
silent
cooking is!
My password is password.

Kill yourself creep.
My password is password.

Nah mate he’s legal in British terms so yeooooo score every hole is a goal mate and I am player

You're a child molester?
My password is password.

I ****ed a 16 year old
, mate I can score

You should have taken the offer the first time. No man will ever want to marry you now. You're old, fat and you're not fertile.
My password is password.

Awk that’s old nonsense I would never get married then if that was the case you’re putting me off ever getting married and I’ve been purposed to before you know twice actually

No. Women should be at home raising the man's kids, cooking dinner for him, cleaning his home and pleasing him sexually. Women don't have time for a job.
My password is password.

Both
Men and women should have ****ing jobs

No. Jesus used magic. It's not the same. Cooking is a woman's job because the man shouldn't have to work and come home to some lazy **** that does nothing all day.
My password is password.

Jesus had a Whore!
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.