Prolapsed.

You ever woken up with a swollen anus?
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I got some of that old spice roll on for Xmas, it smells quite nice so i used a lot of it a few hours ago and now my armpits sting and are really itchy and when i itch them and smell my fingers it smells like if hospitals cooked onions all day.

Evidently, you're a moron.
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He's one of the sharpest and funniest on this site. Weed doesn't rot your brain, being an idiot to begin with does.
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I find it interesting to see the damage cannabis does to the human brain.
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It's interesting to see you process things.
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Reporting on this whole thing seems a mess, some articles say they saw a white pittbull limping away covered in blood, other articles say it was a police dog, and they dont use white pitbulls last i checked

This makes the police statement all the more bizarre.
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I have found out since that it was a police dog that got stabbed. I did think it was weird that among the horrors of a double murder and 2 other people needed to be rushed to the hospital, someone took the time to rush the dog to the vets, not saying it is wrong I just did not think the police would bother doing that for an animal unless it was one of their own, and turns out it WAS one of thir own. If that was the victims dog then they probably would have left it to die and then put one of those little evidence markers next to it.

Must have been a really lazy dog if it's taken until now for them to realize it was still alive. The Fugazi of the dog world.
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