A former friend pissed me off a few years ago by doing something assholish, in the past he was banned from ever seeing his daughter because he is just generally a ****.
Every now and then I call him up on different phone numbers and leave this voice message
( sung to the tune of
London bridge is falling down
)
Whooooooos ya daughter calling dad?
calling dad?
calling dad?
whoooos ya daughter calling dad? Its not youuuuuu
and then i giggle, call him a double digit IQ prick ( because he really is stupid ) and hang up.

"You don't bathe regularly".

• Steve Lake
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