Don't you live in a sleeping bag? How in the name of **** do you boil a kettle?
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It just shows they have nothing else. Go for the low hanging fruit because they have no counterpoint.
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It could have been Anna.
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Yeah, I'm autistic, but not that autistic lol. Definitely picked up on the obvious sarcasm.
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It did come off as sarcastic and snide.
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Sheesh. You try to be nice to people and they accuse you of being British.
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Dazed, cut the crap.
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Aren't you the OP? I was complimenting you.
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definitely British and mad
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OP is obviously cultured and well traveled. Their culinary expertise is second to none. They have eaten British and various cuisines extensively which allows them to be opinionated on the topic. Cope and seethe.
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Being a paper boy when you were 12 doesn't count as working
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I've worked.
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You mean like the op who has never worked a day in his life?
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They live like third worlders. They don't know any better.
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That’s why I can never drink instant coffee. It’s for people who are on the go, wanting a beverage that impersonates coffee. Except it’s missing a large portion of the oils that you get with traditional coffee, and the act of spray drying involves high temperatures that burns or messes up whatever oil is left.
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Something gets lost in the process too.
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Instant coffee is pretty much dehydrated regular coffee, and it’s made from cheap beans. It tends to have a rubbery taste that I don’t care for.
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A kettle takes 30 seconds to boil water compared to boiling a pan of water for 15 minutes wasting gas/electric. Microwave? Who uses a microwave to make a coffee?
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What are you basing your nonsense off? Microwave? Stove? Are we talking about Americans or Brits at this point?
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Go to bed. You have a big day tomorrow.
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A full pot takes like 7 minutes, tops.
I don't know if you guys get ****ty ground coffee or what. Maybe you're not getting the ratios right. I think most people do 2 tablespoons per 6 ounces of water. If that's too strong or too weak, adjust to taste.
Also, aside from knowing which brands are better tasting, ideally, you go with whole bean and either get yourself a grinder, or if you're in the US, most stores have a machine where you can grind it there.
I juzt don't get how most of y'all don't use coffeemakers, but you use electric kettles instead of boiling water on the stove or in the microwave. Or if you have a coffeemaker, you can just run water through that for your tea.
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I like black coffee when it's good coffee, but I think most Americans drink it with cream and sugar, those flavored liquid creamers, or really, most often it's stuff like lattes, macchiatos, etc. from Starbucks or maybe a smaller coffeehouse.
Surprised black coffee isn't the norm in the UK since you guys have Marmite. That's pretty bitter… which I like. Bitter in a good way, like coffee, dark chocolate, or beer
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What I do find strange is how americans are portrayed on tv as drinking black coffee with no sugar. Now that is straight up nasty I don't know how anyone can drink black coffee.