Being pulled in a mini wooden sled which looked something like this:
I must have been 2 or 3 years old.

i remember our family dog being on top of me while i'm lying on my back, in green grass looking up to the blue sky and into our dog's friendly face as he's licking my face, just before my parents pull him from me. i was not scared at all, i relished in the love our dog gave me.
i don't remember anything that came before that or after.
that's my earliest memory and i will always have and cherish that. so precious. he is no longer with us. he was a majestic looking shepherd dog and his name was Felix. ️
the sound of your racing heart

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‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

Other than pondering the womb.. the newborn pictures. Meh. Unfortunately, it seems to be my 1st birthday, now.
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Eating Chinese food for dinner last week

I have a lot of memories from id guess 2 years old…maybe a bit younger. We lived on a lake when I was born and I remember a few things from there… riding a tractor with my grandfather and bouncing on one of those bouncy horses from the 70s. I also remember my granddad's pipe smoke getting in my eyes.
A few more vague ones like a car ride to our new home
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

She has alopecia On one of my younger birthdays she removed her wig for the lolz and bc of her mi, and ran around with it scaring the life out of all the kids.
I remember laughing my ass off then chasing the other kids with it too telling them it was a wig I wouldn't mind but she looks a bit like uncle fester so I cannot imagine how terrified the kids were

First…bald auntie…elaborate please!

And altho I seen it mentioned many times…I just assumed it was a vulgar term and dismissed it…but now you've used fanny wobble and it doesn't seem naughty. So what is a fanny wobble???
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

I was bullied yea. used to get beat up in the bathroom sometimes. my bullying experience was something straight out of a movie.
dad also left when I was in like 4th grade and I don't remember much before that. I got into a lot of trouble and stuff after that too.
then I did ALOT of hard drugs in my teens. LOTS of xtacy which literally puts holes in your brain.
so I think a lot of things contributed to memory loss
jestergooning

Were you bullied?
My password is password.

I don't remember much from being a kid.
Earliest memories are like 3rd grade and almost none of them are happy memories.
jestergooning

Ok, sorry, let's swim.
Are you able to dive too?
I mean, without technics, I never dived with oxygen bottles.
Not that we may disturb a catfiish.

I wasn't even able to swim.
Our father grabbed me out while I just enjoyed the surface of the lake.
Beautiful light dance on the surface.
Then I was sent to swimming school where most of them were afraid of water.
Scheiße, what am I doing here between the whiners and griners?

was i swimming the backstroke as a toddler? no. i guess i should have said i remember being at the seashore with my parents, my aunt and uncle,and being in the water as my father held me. and thus was born my lifelong association with the oceans which continue to this very day, in fact i went swimming in the atlantic this morning

Being in the ocean.

i wish what?

You wish.

being in the atlantic Ocean on Jones Beach, long island

Mr Guy Mandude esq July 15, 2025 05:11 PM
Member since January 21, 2020
when you bang her on the titanic
Is that worth for you to die, Dane?
Edit to add
July 21, 2025
That wasn't Dane, it's just another bunny sock. 🧦

when you bang her on the titanic

Sorry, a bit off-topic and for you it would be better a dog.
When you take FRTT on a Bike

Diva July 15, 2025 10:24 AM
Member since February 14, 2022
It was one crisp, winter christmas morning and there was fresh ice and snow on the ground.. "Pull the handle back!", Fart's father shouted, as she balanced the bike on her tippy toes..nah **** that
But basically, it wouldn't move and when it did there was no umph there so he switched it to his kawazaki battery and the thing flew like **** off a stick
Ohhhhhh, our mother was right.
It takes much luck to raise children and keep them alive.
Clearly Darwin Award!
…and good that you survived it. ​
An adult was not that lucky. ​​​​
Moment, moment…where is it?!
Oh, I just learned that this was a myth.
JATO Rocket Car
The JATO Rocket Car was one of the original Darwin Awards winners: a man who supposedly spectacularly met his death after mounting a JATO unit (a rocket engine used to help heavy aircraft to take off) onto an ordinary automobile. It was originally circulated as a forwarded email. In 1996, after numerous inquiries, the Arizona Department of Public Safety issued a news release posted on their website concerning the story. It was termed
"an Arizona myth".
It was also debunked in 2003 on the pilot episode of MythBusters, titled
"Jet Assisted Chevy"
.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JATO_Rocket_Car

It was one crisp, winter christmas morning and there was fresh ice and snow on the ground.. "Pull the handle back!", Fart's father shouted, as she balanced the bike on her tippy toes.. nah **** that
But basically, it wouldn't move and when it did there was no umph there so he switched it to his kawazaki battery and the thing flew like **** off a stick

Diva July 15, 2025 10:12 AM
Member since February 14, 2022
You just reminded me of one christmas when my dad got me an electric motorbike.
The battery was crap so he put his bike battery on it
That sounds like close to the Darwin Award.
More details, please!