Gone

You're over analyzing again. Get back on your meds.

Solid advice.
My password is password

Well of course. I mean, who else's voice would I be using? It's like, what in the hell kind of… how could I not be me? Man, it's just preposterous.

I could definitely imagine all this being said in Jordan Peterson's voice.

Dude, my Lobster appreciation thread made sense. This doesn't.

I want to create a sock account here called "Competent_Lobster". What does that say about me?
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

Fucking hilarious!
That movie is garbage, by the way.
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

Ho Ho Ho

Most salient post.
Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

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If I’m gay, I’m allowed to slap you.
Stop.

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Maybe my theory was wrong. It works for some posters (people refer to them by their newer, established usernames, instead of their older usernames), but not others; for instance, Gameboy's had that Caveman name for a long time, yet most people still call him Gameboy.

So, what's their identity? Like, THEIR identity? Your idea of who they are is yours. Right? So, what's theirs? What exactly is… OK, think of it like this, who are they to themselves, when nobody else is around?

Maybe because he changes usernames so often. If you keep changing your name and don't stick with one for long, people need a way to refer to you as a certain person, so they'll use your most well-known username. If you change your name but stick with your new name for a while, people might start using your new name.
For instance, Fugazi was DinosaurJr (I think) on The Soapbox. But I didn't know him until he joined the TWD board with the Fish in the Percolator name. Everyone called him Fish. He was PhoQ after that, and some people referred to him by that name, but some still called him Fish. I think he had a few names here, but he was Fugazi for a while, so now most people call him Fugazi (instead of Fish or Dino).

So, maybe you'll say "because that's how I first knew him", well ok then, but is that who he is? It's definitely not who he thinks he is, right?
He's faggotron?

That's what I'm asking.
Look, you say he's Orson, but why? Why Orson and not, let's say, I don't know, Prince Mongo, or that funny guy with the curly hair?
So, maybe you'll say "because that's how I first knew him", well ok then, but is that who he is? It's definitely not who he thinks he is, right?

Score another one for the Socratic method. ^

Aren't you just asking him the same questions he's just asked you?
R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

What is identity?
The poster “Orson” changes his name every day. Yet we always refer to him as “Orson.” That is his identity here and the sock names are like hats he wears.
Is the guys real name Orson? Actually, don’t answer that but you get my point. It’s probably just another alias. Who is this bastard, really? Does he even know? Probably not.
And this same question can be asked of yourself when you look in the mirror. Are you Jordan, Corwin? Or someone else entirely?
Stop.

Never stop being you and it is only a year long meltdown at me (So far!)
That's some context he should be able to understand.

Never stop being you and it is only a year long meltdown at me (So far!)
Ding Dong
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