Fuck no. I stuff them into my backseat and use them to cart **** around my house when I’m too hungover to carry things.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

I’ll try.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Erica, stop love bombing me only to break my heart.
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

^^^^^^Me and Vlad rarely agree on anything so when our opinions match it’s difficult for me to respect any dissenting opinion on a subject.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Well it’s basically the customer saying “my time is worth more than your inconvenience.” It is literally sociopathic in that it’s a totally selfish act completely devoid of any empathy for your fellow man. Kinda like leaving your untracked weights on the bar at the gym. Special place in hell for those people
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

It shows that you are devoid of any respect for other people. All the people I know who don’t return carts show the same irresponsibility and selfishness in their personal lives.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Stop.

I wouldn't go that far lol. It is inconsiderate, not just to the workers (even though I loved wasting company time getting carts ovee dealing with customers), but to other customers and their cars.
ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

I always return my carts. Not returning the carts is one of the most common examples of observable behaviors that determine trustworthiness or point to sociopathy.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Families are just people hoarders. Statistically, they're probably fat too.

Maybe if you're single. Families need a whole cart.

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

You heard me you colonising ****.

… what ?
Stop.

Only fat people and hoarders need a whole shopping cart. Shopping baskets have plenty room.

Either in the spot in the parking lot of I leave them in the store
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Surely no one is ignorant enough to actually leave them wherever.

Could be an ex con since that is what they call the guards.
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Yeah, but as I said they're douches, especially the "boss" guy.
While leaving the store I saw him and I was like "Hey see ya later" to be friendly and his reply was, "Have a good night, boss."
Ugh.
How I long to hear you sing beneath the clear blue skies

Students.

My local grocery store hires broccoli-haircut, TikTok generation zoomers to go collect the carts. They're douches. One of them calls me "boss" whenever I've spoken with him.
They make me wanna leave the cart on the far end of the parking lot on purpose.
How I long to hear you sing beneath the clear blue skies

Don't they have a cart boy to do that? No way I'm doing his job for free.
My password is password

Yes. If I'm parked next to an island I just pop it up and leave on there.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.