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Probably a leopard or a Jaguar because of their camouflage and uncanny speed. I once hunted in the South American rainforests with some native friends on my mothers side. We killed an alligator, a few boars and a baboon. When we encountered a Jaguar it pounced on my cousin and proceeded to rip him limb from limb, devouring his corpse. Quite the experience. We ended up flying home after that.

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Immortal Jellyfish. They are not completely unkillable like the name suggests, since some bigger creatures prey off of them. Sometimes they get sucked into the vents of nuclear power plants.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

Chav. There's laws protecting them and stuff and their quite violent.

Don't have to imagine it. I did it once outside of Finnerty's.
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A Great White Shark would probably get beaten a killer whale in less than a minute. The size advantage killer whales have over them is staggering! About the only advantages great whites have are in their teeth and endurance.
I’ve watched documentaries about killer whales, and they are terrifying apex predators!
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

Killer whales turn great whites upside down in the water and eat their livers. They are the Brock Lesnar of the ocean.
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Imagine trying to punch and kick a killer whale to death. Lol.
Stop.

Even sharks fear killer whales.
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GOD IS GAY
-KNEECHA

NICE STRAGETY, FAGET
-SUN ZOO

Humans are easy to kill. Load em up with addictions to fast food, social media, drugs, and filmboards. Watch em hang themselves
Stop.

THE HUMAN AMINAL
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P.S.
The grizzly in the video caught a youngster moose, nearly a baby.
The length of poor moose's legs shows it.

by DKMetCalf2022 March 15, 2023 01:24 PM
Member since October 14, 2018
I thought a moose would win in a fight against a grizzly bear, but I’ve discovered it’s the other way around. Bears certainly have a way of effectively neutralizing larger animals.
Grizzly Bear Kills Moose During Wedding - The Wedding Videographer's Tak
[video]
Bears inflict deep puncture wounds as well as deep cuts on their enemies after getting ahold of it by the neck to strangle it on the ground. A moose has their palmate antlers that they can ram foes with though. I guess the bear wins this one…
Interesting but doesn't surprise me.
As already said above, a grizzly or bear would probably win a duel against a moose, rarely happens, they know each other.
Most dangerous are moose's hooves! (not the antlers)
And isn't this thread about
humans
vs. animals?

I thought a moose would win in a fight against a grizzly bear, but I’ve discovered it’s the other way around. Bears certainly have a way of effectively neutralizing larger animals.
Bears inflict deep puncture wounds as well as deep cuts on their enemies after getting ahold of it by the neck to strangle it on the ground. A moose has their palmate antlers that they can ram foes with though. I guess the bear wins this one…
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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by Vlad. March 15, 2023 10:05 AM
Member since October 29, 2017
Oh **** off.
A moose! moose are certainly formidable due to their size. Big lumbering creatures of muscle. They’d kill you if you piss them off.
But come on. A bear is deadlier. Moose aren’t aggressive animals and they’re herbivores. You could probably ride one around and then slit it’s throat. Fatality. Flawless victory, etc
So statistically, you are right but a moose is easier to kill than a bear.
by /. March 15, 2023 10:20 AM
Member since April 2, 2019
Meese are pussies. Yes, meese. I've heard stories of hunters observing large bears chasing them down and breaking their spines with a swipe.
You shouldn't confuse kindness with weakness.
Moose are basically friendly but I would never mess with a moose.
A grizzly or bear would probably win a duel against a moose, rarely happens, they know each other.
Experienced hunters know it's harder to kill an angry moose (size and hooves) than a bear.
Or did your moose shrinked over there?
https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm%3Fadfg%3Dlivewith.aggressivemoose

Meese are pussies. Yes, meese. I've heard stories of hunters observing large bears chasing them down and breaking their spines with a swipe.
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Oh **** off.
A moose! moose are certainly formidable due to their size. Big lumbering creatures of muscle. They’d kill you if you piss them off.
But come on. A bear is deadlier. Moose aren’t aggressive animals and they’re herbivores. You could probably ride one around and then slit it’s throat. Fatality. Flawless victory, etc
So statistically, you are right but a moose is easier to kill than a bear.
Stop.

by Vlad. March 12, 2023 09:52 AM
Member since October 29, 2017
Not counting **** you can’t even see. Those don’t count.
I think probably an orca whale. You shoot it once and it’d just swim away. Maybe a mackerel would be hard since it’s so small. Great white shark would probably bite you whole if you shot it. Anything in the water, really. This includes Ana
Because aquatics creatures can hide within the depths. We recently learned there are giant octopus in the ocean. Imagine that, poindexter. We discover new aquatic life all the time because the ocean is really like another world to us. Ergo aquatic life will naturally be harder to kill. Consider too these things are cumming and defecating constantly so you’d have to swim in their fluids to even get to them. So even if you kill them they have the last laugh; natural defense
Humans being land animals, we’re better able combat large land roaming beasts. Recall we exterminated the wooly mammoth (sp? Like I care) with groups of hunters using spears. Anything with an exoskeleton can be smooshed with your shoe. Big cats would be hard to kill but not impossible with a strong gun. Bears, hippos would suffer a similar fate.
Anyway this post kinda lost steam. I’m relying on you to save it
Hard to pick one
"hardest"
but this surprised me some years ago:
Moose more dangerous than Bears
https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/dangerous-moose.htm