mauricio is an egregiously lecherous sycophant and a gluttonous all-befouling shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency. lmao! this is really funny.

sophie is an unequivocally uncouth cannibal and a putrid halitosis-infested mass of existential impotence. lol!! reminds me of monty python and the holy grail.

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DKMetcalf should be charged with multiple homicide after boring hundreds to death!
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mongo is an outrageously ill-mannered oaf and a grotesque heart-sickening offensively uninspired malodorous half-wit.
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Insult #1
DKMetCalf2022 is a dreadfully boorish barbarian and a depraved mattress-soiling practitioner of non-consentual bestiality.
You do strike me as a man who likes his non-consentual bestiality.
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It would. He was addicted to hard drugs at one point. Not sure if he still is or not.
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It would explain things, wouldn't it?
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Other than occasionally living in caves?
He used to claim that he lived in a mansion that his parents paid for, then posted some pics of a sprawling upscale estate with a sports car parked out front where he supposedly lived.
Although, the pictures that he posted from inside the house showed a sparsely furnished interior. How are you living in a mansion and eating ketchup sandwiches?? LOL! GTFOH!
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It’s kind of grey. Has Ben ever mentioned anything about his living situation?
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Yep, and that's why we were like is he in a hospital or something??? I remember his bedroom window had bars on it too.
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If I can recall correctly, it did look as if the bed Ben was lying down in belonged to some facility in the photo I saw of him back when he arrived on the Soapbox. I only remember vaguely though, so I could easily be incorrect.
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Now that is curious. Maybe Ben does reside in some sort of facility.
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Funny because when Ben posed with his bare ass in the air and separated his cheeks to show his asshole, Nimda asked if the door in the background was a hospital door.
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GB and I were in cahoots against Ben in those days, so we actually came up with a plan to spread a rumor about him. I made up the crippled Ben rumor after he posted a pic of himself sitting on the floor in front of what appeared to be a hospital bed, and told GB to run with it.
I'm not surprised he did that to Crystal, he can be very vindictive.
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Gameboy loved that rumor and ran with it. God he was annoying! He tried to start a rumor that Crystal was a transgered woman because she wasn't interested in joining his board. He's a very dishonest person.
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I love how I invented that rumor and it took off all over IMDB like wildfire. LOL
I later found out that what I thought was the railing from a hospital bed was actually the top of a box fan he had sitting on the floor. He posted pics to prove that he wasn't a cripple!
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I respect Ben now, but Tokyo did call him a legless houseplant. Some of these could be finishers.
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LOL, he was brutal!
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Lmfao. He said Wildman looked like a prolapsed dick.
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The funniest thing Dr. T ever said was when he used to call Dino "Baby Huey". That would always crack me up. Lol
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DrTokyo would misspell half of the words in those sentences. He becomes a comedy of errors if you beat him at his own game.
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Insult #3
DKMetCalf2022 is an irredeemably grotesque microphallus and a nefarious small-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency. <– sounds like something Dr. T would say.
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