Shhh……Look at the bamboos…..
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

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Then stfu!

Who said having a pet turtle was strange? We said ABUSING a pet turtle is wrong, not strange.

so did Don johnson's character in "Miami Vice" in the first episode: gator called 'elvis.'
3 years ago some bimbo tried to board a flight with a full grown peacock: her "emotional support animal." luckily for the other passengers and the flight crew, the airline refused.

I remember that episode of
Leave it to Beaver
, when Beaver and Wally got an Alligator. Of course it got too big. So they had to take it to the Alligator farm, and hand it over to
Uncle Joe, who was moving really slow at the Junction
. We’ll see if any of you astute kiddies get the pop-culture reference there

I have Spectre on ignore.
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot