yes. and millard might feel like he is "almost dead" when his extended family sees his filmboards porno pix which he sends to general discussion members.
you might say "I am almost dead" after that 3 inch spider crawled over my head and around my ear, and i had to remain motionless until morning

You are bear like in manners and looks, this makes your partners eager to die. you are the web footed child of poisonous frogs and sea eel's. I do not know who smells worse, your foppish slow witted children or your repulsive parents.

Kirk might feel "almost dead" right after a Kirkdown. Does that count?

for malpractice lawsuits, objective standards apply; for social media shock posts, subjectivity rules. do you have any personal examples?

Fart baby not now
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