x-files had an episode involving an evil genie who grants the wish for "i wish i had the largest penis" so the guy gets his wish and then dies because his dick takes all the blood.
this sounds medical malpractice. look to an attorney for some damages

Did it hurt to walk when you had your megaboner?
Did they wheel you into the hospital on a gurney? Was there a sheet over you and did you pitch a tent? (Somebody please draw a sketch of this)
Are you hoping this can be an episode on Beavis and Butthead if Mike Judge ever revisits the series showing them after they grow up a little? Because I'm seeing that as a possibility.
Does it hurt when you laugh?

Frankenfag is a bit of a **** if we're all getting our baws oot on the table
He's almost 19 stone and has heart disease. Who is going to pay for his impending heart surgery due to his disgusting, gluttonous obesity?
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I won’t mock him. Yes he’s out of shape but he dropped 50lb and is getting dick surgery. Don’t kick a dog when he’s down and all that, unless he bit you
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Frankenfag is an athletic 19 stone man who doesn't lift.
Lmao!
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Dude, you’re a mutant. Bio dick!
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Get well soon. Are the nurses sexy?
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Not all that serious? It’s his prick, Dane. It doesn’t get more serious than this.
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He kind of looks like an evil mongo rapist scientist. I could definitely imagine him raping and killing
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Like Eastwood in "Revenge of the Creature"
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Sorry you are in the hospital dude, glad its not all that serious.
If you was a bit older and put on a lab coat you would like a movie scientist who shows up just to explain what the monster is before getting killed by said monster.

I was educated in Nyc Public schools. So have some ****in sympathy. My schooling wasn't the best and that's putting it mildly.
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I had just come out of surgery. I was groggy. I have been taking care of myself. In fact, that's why I had this reaction. It's from one of my meds. Read, motherfucker. My hard on wouldn't go down, and that's why I'm here. Not from being ill.
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You look very ill. You need to take better care of yourself.
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Fuck you, you James Corden looking American piece o ****!
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You're morbidly obese and you have heart disease. You're going to die soon if you don't fix your ****.
You can come up with whatever bollocks you want, but unless you're the rock 19 stone is a disgusting weight to be. You're killing yourself
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I'm not in the hospital right now for something serious like heart issuee. In fact, my BP now is 120 over 88
. My health issues have been addressed. I've already lost a lot of weight amd continue to do so. Chill.
Anyone can see from my pics that I'm just overweight, not obese. I don't even have a double chin.
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This is beyond a banger
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You are

Lol I'm being a dick
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Me and you!

Who's 'we'? Are you scitzo or something, dearie! Donna is that you?
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Maybe we will watch it.

I wanna watch scrubs again
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