Leia: But why should he pay 50,000?
Luke: Cuz you'll be holding a thermal detonator.
Leia:ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ
Luke:ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

That was the worst atrocity of the Special Editions.

If only he had slaughtered jabba earlier to prevent the atrocity that was Jedi Rocks.
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Stop.

she’d have sought out relief in her brother’s bed.
No…There is another.

I don’t think they knew they were related yet right?
They were definitely ****ing that whole time Han was in carbonate. Honestly we don’t know anything about the biological makeup of force sensitive people in SW. We don’t know anything about their cultural stance toward incest.
What we do know is Lucas borrows a lot from our spiritual ethos which is directly manifested by our psychology. And there is a phenomenon in psychology where people who are biologically related but who don’t grow up together will develop intense physical attraction to one another. Like, super attracted to committing incest. But only if they didn’t grow up together.
Luke abd leia parted at birth. It’s highly likely they were ****ing all the time and the decision to pair Lea with Han in the end was likely a writing decision to make the situation palatable to our cultural taste. Character wise, Lea probably loved Han but in the throes of agony over his capture, she’d have sought out relief in her brother’s bed. Repeatedly.
Stop.

When Luke saw Leia in that bikini, he wanted to go choke
his
orc

Lol what a virgin.
Ho Ho Ho

Was he a Buddhist monk phase then? Remember he used to dark side to force choke and kill the orcs when he entered Jabba’s palace
Stop.

No, he could not have taken out everyone in that room.
He's also not a slicer and dicer. He was in his Buddhist monk phase.

He could have just whipped out his lightsaber right away and diced everybody up instead of hiding it in R2, like an ace in the hole.
Desperately trying to grab some dude's blaster while surrounded by bodyguards was a pretty weak Plan A.
Plus, I also blame him for Leia and Chewbacca's capture, whether he was involved in the planning of that harebrained scheme or just negligent.

He was lured into the Rancor pitt. He would have done what he did on the sail barge in Jabba's lair had he not.