"It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes."
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.

"We'll make him eat that syllable."
"Say 'goodnight', Norman."
"Remember what we did to Jello Biafra!"

For me, it's in the Roscoe's song over the credits:
"Video Aces went from rags to riches,
Now they're in the can with no cash or bitches."
Gold.

"Sir, I'd like to spank you bald headand then lick it!"

Norman
: Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke

Don't bulls!t me, I'm a big cello fan!

"Negativity festers in you man! How'd you ever get to be my friend?" - Ivan to Josh, while getting drunk in the bar after losing their jobs.
What a great movie:)

"Yeah, but normal people don't get paid in chicken and waffles."

After re-watching this recently, and subsequently realizing how many of these lines I still use on a near daily basis, I still think the best line (as if I could ever choose one) is "Teach me to read." It never loses it's touch.

"We love the Swanky Modes."

Mo: "Three days? The Cube'll be touring the Congo by then. I need it today and I need it on spec."
Ivan: "Spec? What's that?"
and
The Josh tirade at the bar when Sam and Junior have finished singing and Junior says "You can't blame all that on us!"
What a great movie. Just watching Sam on a music special on BS-TV in Japan. Made me think about it.

"There's only one thing that adds real production value.tits.and ass."

Seeing that scene with the girls going after each other with nun-chucks and butterfly-knives we have Tim Robbins proclaim: "Two ninja bitches about to kill each other."
Classic! So many lines so good! A shame that this thread is not a live one. I guess you had to be a child of the 1980s and had a love/hate relationship with MTV to really get this movie.

This message has been deleted.

"I'll throw my pecker on the slab against Gorby anyday."

"Oh D*ck, don't be a beep
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Who wants to see us on TV? Look at him, he's ugly!
(tagline redacted by court order)