It's best with lots of butter.
I'm going to do a dramatic monologue. Something from Othello or Soylent Green.
Formerly l5rfox.
And there was one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of it quickly.

Loretta: See if there's any beer left in that can!

"help, hank, help, hank, help, hank"

anorexic girl: "who are you?"
"I told you, if a cripple comes along, I'll move the car"
The pageant ladies: "I can sum up pageants with this martini. I can see this glass as half full, or i can see it as Hey Waiter! Get me another drink!"

must be the common core!
The validity of my answers is highly dependent on the intelligence of the question..or lack thereof.

i luv it wen the mums in the ambulence and ambers like " dont wurry wer rite behind u in the hearse" or sumthing 2 dat effect

I don't believe anyone has said this one yet:
"THE SWAN ATE MY BABY!!"
and
"Next one who comes in here without a pack of Luckies dies! SHE DIES!"
But you all have hit the vast majority of my favorites like, "Speak ENGLISH you stupid, little, retard!" and "The woman clung to your tap shoes while flying through the air like a GD lawn dart!" Oh, I just thought of another one: Amber referring to Janelle, "Oh, she's super happy. The blow to her head made her deaf!" And it's not a quote, but one of my all time favorite parts is when Becky is dancing with the Jesus doll. I was still in Catholic school when this movie came out and my friends and I were rolling and this part.

Judge: If you could be any tree in the woods, what would you be?
Leslie: Green?
Lisa: You guys know the retard's pants are open?

• KATE *
  "As You Wish"

"USA is A-OK!"
The rest have all been said, lol! I have most of the Gladys ones on my computer as various computer sounds. The USA one is my AIM buddy sign-off sound and it makes me laugh just thinking about it.
~Lisa
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That 's why us leutherins use grape cool aid for the blood of christ

Most of my favourites have already been mentioned, including the "beauty queens blowing chunks" hilarious a few more include:
Gladys: " And can you believe it? They still fit!" (about the pants she sewed)
Loretta: "She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now!"
Loretta: "Oh, you're cute oh, I see you're married"
Doctumentary maker (talking to Beccy): So, um, Brett just got shot in the head."
Beccy: "Well, huntin's dangerous Anyway my mom got me this "

"What are you all looking at? A town full of losers that's what I'm looking at!"

Loretta was my absolute favorite.
I got some!
What? Most smartest!
beep beauty queensblowing chunks
Aww beep are we on Cops again?
You stupid little retard!!!
Don't worry, that's just code for 'bring me home a pack o' Lucky's.
Too bad it's not a size 10 like Diane Sawyer'sDiane was a bit hippy back then.

Amber: Loretta, don't ever have kids
Loretta: Aw, God bless you for thinkin I still could.

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Brett Favre RRRRRRR

Part of it has already been mentioned:
Documentary Guy: "F*ing beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I've I've never seen anything like that before and I live in LA."
But it's just like some other poster said: The entire movie is a collection of great quotes.

"Noooo Loretta called! There's been AH FIRE!"

Guess what My favourite quote is.
Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?

i love the
this is pretty much how i imagined it choking on swan gas. it was on tv last night and reminded me how funny it is!

UmI don't have the entire movie memorized like some of these people, but my favorite lines are:
"Jesus loves winners."
and
"Funny - you don't look deadHa ha!"
"We graduated high school. Howtotallyamazing."
Thora Birch, Ghost World

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mom said never eat anything that can carry its home with it, who knows the last time its been cleaned.(about the shell fish)

"The tard's pants are completely off."
"I will if you shut your piehole!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she's pregnant!"
"They remade my belly with skin from my butt!"
"If you could be any kind of tree, what would you be?"
"Green?"
"Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin