AnthonySocksssㅤ — 1 year ago(February 28, 2025 07:28 PM)

My theory is I think that Judge Reinhold never stopped jerking off
I think he's still in the pool room, he's still in the bathroom
The whole second half of this movie happens
inside the fantasy of Judge Reinhold jerking
cuz for one thing if the
person you're masturbating to walks in
appears while you're thinking about them
you're not going to
stop you're never going to stop
masturbating you're going to be like
holy [ __ ] I have the ability to manifest
to people he's like whoever I jerk off
about walks in the room like that's
amazing
so the first half of the movie
Judge has a great life right
and then his life starts to suck and
he's depressed and then he starts
jerking off and then all of a sudden in
the movie he becomes a great
guy
cuz we're seeing his fantasy
getting weirder and weirder right she walks in
on him she leaves he keeps jerking off
and he's like yeah and then my sister
gets an abortion but then I'm a great guy and I
pick her up and we have a heart to heart
I'm a good guy I'm such a good guy
and then I'm dressed like a pirate and I
get and then I get humiliated and then I stop a
robbery I'm such a good guy
Spicoli learns to read or whatever
yeah that's all it's all just
happening maybe his jerk off was so
powerful it took over space and time and
maybe even things before that scene also
were happening in the reality of his
jerk off
cuz there is a whole subplot
where someone named Mr Hand is trying to
get a hold of an idiot that won't do
what he wants him