Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
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Right now living in Jersey blows
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We got nothin' but ice and snow
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
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Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his shit is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.
Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
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By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.
Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his **** is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
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Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
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Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
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By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.

Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
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Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
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Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
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Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug is a strange fella
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He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
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Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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Doug is a strange fella
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He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to fuck his coffee mug
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Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to **** his coffee mug
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
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Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.

Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
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Oh, and Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/matthew-dalldorf/dying-is-easy/paperback/product-9wd2mg.html?page=1&pageSize=4
Oh, and Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."

Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
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While he dreams of Burt Lancaster fucking him to sleep
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For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
I know this guy name of Doug
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He gets off on using butt plugs
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Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
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While he dreams of Burt Lancaster ****ing him to sleep
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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I know this guy name of Doug
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He gets off on using butt plugs
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Woodyanders said...
Libby Brown goes in super nice and deep
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And is so smooth she'll put you to sleep
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Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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