I know this really hot slut named Sarah Ritter
Hey Laddy Laddy La
I love to slam that bitch right in her ****ter
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Girls giving blowjobs should never spit
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Because if you spit, it means you quit
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I like a gal with a huge vag crack
Hey Laddy Laddy La
It's a nice place to empty my sack
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I ain't no fan of big fake tits
Hey Laddy Laddy La
I think they look like total ****
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I love my sweet sexy-ass Buna to bits
Hey Laddy Laddy La
I'm always whacking off live to her tits
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Olivia ain't gettin' physical no more
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Especially since she's stiffer than a door
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Olivia Newton John now forever asleep
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Now she sings "look at me. I'm six feet deep!"
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LukeJBarnett is a vile and pathetic virginal creep
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Who in a woman's pussy will never go balls deep
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

It's been too long since I've gotten head
Hey lady ladder lo
This place feels just like how my dick feels dead
Hey blah blah farty blow.

I know this nasty gal name of Amber Heard
Hey Laddy Laddy La
On Johhny Depp's bed she left a stinking turd
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I was with a girl last night that squirted alllll night longgggg
Not a hey laddy, I'm just bragging.

Will Smith shouldn't get a pass
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Just because he has a black ass
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I know this really pathetic loser name of Stan
Hey Laddy Laddy La
He can't get a woman, so he makes do with his hand
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

If it's political then it's not ****ing correct
Hey blah blah blah
Those PC assholes can tie a noose around their neck
Hey blah blah blah blah
I like Kid Rock and the music he makes
Hey lady last lady
But keep politics out of music for **** sakes
Blah blah blah

I've come to the conclusion that Joe Biden sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Because stuff at dollar stores no longer costs a buck
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I know this total nasty scumbag asshole name of Luke
Hey Laddy Laddy La
His hateful misogynistic posts make me want to puke
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I know a bitch who wanted 70% of this guys money coz she's a putz.
Hey lady lady la.
So i told her to go apply for the exact same job he does.
Hey laddy aww the reality of it made her cry.

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The economy in America really sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Everything here now costs lots of bucks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I'd **** a chicken on a chain tonight.
Hey blah blah
Just to see the feathers fly
Hey blah blah blah

Christmas this year sure ain't the dickens
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Hardly anyone at Sam's Club is buying chickens
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
The Sam's Club I work at isn't that busy considering it's the holiday season.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I know this homo name of Jack
Hey Laddy Laddy La
On his face I drained my sack
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I know a bitch who wanted 70% of this guys money coz she's a putz.
Hey lady lady la.
So i told her to go apply for the exact same job he does.
Hey laddy aww the reality of it made her cry.

I know this sick-ass horny dude name of Charlie Purkey
Hey Laddy Laddy La
Every Thanksgiving he ****s the stuffing out of a turkey
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.