Bobby Tomlinson said...
You say that it is in the eye of the beholder but you also say that I need to be publicly seen with women who are conventionally attractive in order to be seen as successful and a winner!
Oh look I’m all confused! How about I just keep it simple for now and have male friends round. That way I can just watch Doctor Who.
Male friend are a lot easier to hand out with Bobby
But they have to be conventionally attractive too in case of the whole world needing to Facetime/Skype/WhatsAss call you and assess you by who you hang out with
There's no winning with pleasing strangers
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∂³∑x² said...
I haven't seen any of them Bobby but I think that Chloe is a right-off by this point
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though and shouldn't be set by other people's conventions (Even though there will always be some overlap there, otherwise some people would just walk about dressed as they see fit and acting out with whatever impulses came to them).
Alternatively you could always do a PJ (Or was it Duncan?
) and go blind
That way you don't have to worry about things but you can still do your Newky accent like, reeit man!
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You say that it is in the eye of the beholder but you also say that I need to be publicly seen with women who are conventionally attractive in order to be seen as successful and a winner!
Oh look I’m all confused! How about I just keep it simple for now and have male friends round. That way I can just watch Doctor Who.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yeah I really really don’t think so.
Have you seen her?! She’s a right state!!
Chloe would have been perfect for this but she ghosted me and continues to ghost me. Mind games!
I haven't seen any of them Bobby but I think that Chloe is a right-off by this point
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though and shouldn't be set by other people's conventions (Even though there will always be some overlap there, otherwise some people would just walk about dressed as they see fit and acting out with whatever impulses came to them).
Alternatively you could always do a PJ (Or was it Duncan?
) and go blind
That way you don't have to worry about things but you can still do your Newky accent like, reeit man!
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∂³∑x² said...
Yeah but Bobby you know of those movies from the 1980's were the dorky girl puts on make-up and then wowee! What a corker she is!
That could happen with Sally and then you'd have the whole set
Yeah I really really don’t think so.
Have you seen her?! She’s a right state!!
Chloe would have been perfect for this but she ghosted me and continues to ghost me. Mind games!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Make your mind up!! You just told me that she needs to be attractive physically so that in case we end up on TV together people make the connection to me being one of life’s successful winners based around their own superficial natures. Sally Ann and the Bog Monster from Bombuth are not going to do that are they!
Yeah but Bobby you know of those movies from the 1980's were the dorky girl puts on make-up and then wowee! What a corker she is!
That could happen with Sally and then you'd have the whole set
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∂³∑x² said...
It sounds like Sally might be a go'er Bobby
You could have the two of them around to do a make-up session like Stars in their Eyes and that could be your gimmick for the party.
If Sally polishes up nicely then that's that one in the bag
Make your mind up!! You just told me that she needs to be attractive physically so that in case we end up on TV together people make the connection to me being one of life’s successful winners based around their own superficial natures. Sally Ann and the Bog Monster from Bombuth are not going to do that are they!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well I’m not gonna get right far with cave troll and Sally Ann am I.
It sounds like Sally might be a go'er Bobby
You could have the two of them around to do a make-up session like Stars in their Eyes and that could be your gimmick for the party.
If Sally polishes up nicely then that's that one in the bag
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∂³∑x² said...
It is vapid Bobby, and it is wrong
But that's the way of the world sadly
Well I’m not gonna get right far with cave troll and Sally Ann am I.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t know, that sounds awfully shallow to me.
Surely it is about what is INSIDE that counts!
It is vapid Bobby, and it is wrong
But that's the way of the world sadly
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∂³∑x² said...
We can have friends who we love who aren't attractive Bobby
They just have to be part of a small network in the same room at the same time as your attractive ones
It's all about selling yourself as an achiever and making people think that you have it made. I learned this from social media
I don’t know, that sounds awfully shallow to me.
Surely it is about what is INSIDE that counts!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Aaahh…I never really thought about it that way.
So if something massive happens and we are both on television, people would assume that she is the best that I could get. I don’t want that at all.
Thank you Siggy…I now feel happy that I put her off with my YouTube Advent Calendar passions because I would never want people to think that all I could manage to get would be a…….But that’s the SUPERFICIAL part of me talking, she has a wondrous personality.
We can have friends who we love who aren't attractive Bobby
They just have to be part of a small network in the same room at the same time as your attractive ones
It's all about selling yourself as an achiever and making people think that you have it made. I learned this from social media
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∂³∑x² said...
Ah right, well it is quite important to have friends who are attractive Bobby. Not all of them or anything but the girl ones who come round to visit you should be pleasing to the eye and they should think the same of you
If a world class event takes place and it turns out that you are needed on a video call the entirety of humanity should look at you and think "He's done alright for himself, hasn't he?" without any actual context of what they are looking at
That's why you should always have clean underwear on too
Can't get knocked down and then taken to the hospital where they find you in smeared y-fronts
So, even if it's a hands-off friendship she has to at least look like she'd be a corker if she bumped into a different man who finds her attractive
Them's the unwritten rules Bobby
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Aaahh…I never really thought about it that way.
So if something massive happens and we are both on television, people would assume that she is the best that I could get. I don’t want that at all.
Thank you Siggy…I now feel happy that I put her off with my YouTube Advent Calendar passions because I would never want people to think that all I could manage to get would be a…….But that’s the SUPERFICIAL part of me talking, she has a wondrous personality.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well that’s just it though I DON’T find her attractive! She looks like a cave monster from one of these old comic strips. I can very well imagine her being sent by The MoleMan to attack Dan Dare.
Ah right, well it is quite important to have friends who are attractive Bobby. Not all of them or anything but the girl ones who come round to visit you should be pleasing to the eye and they should think the same of you
If a world class event takes place and it turns out that you are needed on a video call the entirety of humanity should look at you and think "He's done alright for himself, hasn't he?" without any actual context of what they are looking at
That's why you should always have clean underwear on too
Can't get knocked down and then taken to the hospital where they find you in smeared y-fronts
So, even if it's a hands-off friendship she has to at least look like she'd be a corker if she bumped into a different man who finds her attractive
Them's the unwritten rules Bobby
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∂³∑x² said...
Well sometimes entertaining someone means getting a little bit physical Bobby
It's sort of part of the transaction. Especially if you find each other attractive
It's best to give it a go and hope that nothing happens and that way you can just focus on the friendship but until you try that potential will always be there and that can get awkward
Well that’s just it though I DON’T find her attractive! She looks like a cave monster from one of these old comic strips. I can very well imagine her being sent by The MoleMan to attack Dan Dare.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t think that she would be interested in my Bitmap Books collection if she wasn’t interested in these YouTube Advent Calendar guys.
Also you seem to be under the impression that I want to seduce her…whatever gave you that idea?!! Noooo!! I just want a friend who comes round who’s a female and I entertain them..,like you do with yours.
Well sometimes entertaining someone means getting a little bit physical Bobby
It's sort of part of the transaction. Especially if you find each other attractive
It's best to give it a go and hope that nothing happens and that way you can just focus on the friendship but until you try that potential will always be there and that can get awkward
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∂³∑x² said...
Right
Well she clearly goes through a lot of batteries Bobby
Maybe introduce her to rechargeable batteries to help quash any rumours of her being a massive self-pleasurer which will no doubt start and spread around Bobbytown in no time at all. So that's your hook
Next up tell her that you'll make her an authentic Far Eastern noodle soup from a recipe you got from a friend who lived there. It's easy peasy and I'll talk you through the process of what you'd need once she agrees to it
Last up you'll need something to do together after the soup and talk of rechargeable batteries. Might I suggest some jazz from a decent YouTube playlist and you showing her your Bitmap Games books. Not your favourites though as there might be some wine around and you don't want to get any stains on them
With all that in place you'll just need to do a little intimacy and then you seal the deal and invite her around for a game of that drawing thing we did last week
She might start showing up more and more and then get a drawer for her things and her own toothbrush and the like
Just make sure that Ricky and Bobbina aren't home. They'll likely spoil it without trying to
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I don’t think that she would be interested in my Bitmap Books collection if she wasn’t interested in these YouTube Advent Calendar guys.
Also you seem to be under the impression that I want to seduce her…whatever gave you that idea?!! Noooo!! I just want a friend who comes round who’s a female and I entertain them..,like you do with yours.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
She had some of these Soba noodle snacks, about 16 packs of AA batteries, Mr Kipling…oh and a sourdough loaf.
Right
Well she clearly goes through a lot of batteries Bobby
Maybe introduce her to rechargeable batteries to help quash any rumours of her being a massive self-pleasurer which will no doubt start and spread around Bobbytown in no time at all. So that's your hook
Next up tell her that you'll make her an authentic Far Eastern noodle soup from a recipe you got from a friend who lived there. It's easy peasy and I'll talk you through the process of what you'd need once she agrees to it
Last up you'll need something to do together after the soup and talk of rechargeable batteries. Might I suggest some jazz from a decent YouTube playlist and you showing her your Bitmap Games books. Not your favourites though as there might be some wine around and you don't want to get any stains on them
With all that in place you'll just need to do a little intimacy and then you seal the deal and invite her around for a game of that drawing thing we did last week
She might start showing up more and more and then get a drawer for her things and her own toothbrush and the like
Just make sure that Ricky and Bobbina aren't home. They'll likely spoil it without trying to
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∂³∑x² said...
Well that's a good start Bobby
What did she have in her trolley?
She had some of these Soba noodle snacks, about 16 packs of AA batteries, Mr Kipling…oh and a sourdough loaf.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I met her in Tesco. I always sing and dance around Tesco as I do my shopping and that caught her attention. We got to chatting and she peered into my trolly and I had a peak to see what was in hers and then I told her that you have a female friend who you visit and who visits you and I would like one too.
Well that's a good start Bobby
What did she have in her trolley?
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∂³∑x² said...
Oh she'll be around again Bobby. This is all part of the game of cat and mouse
How do you know her? What do you have in common?
I met her in Tesco. I always sing and dance around Tesco as I do my shopping and that caught her attention. We got to chatting and she peered into my trolly and I had a peak to see what was in hers and then I told her that you have a female friend who you visit and who visits you and I would like one too.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
Oh she'll be around again Bobby. This is all part of the game of cat and mouse
How do you know her? What do you have in common?
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∂³∑x² said...
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
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∂³∑x² said...
Just get one of those AI ones Bobby, I hear they're all the rage right now
Or an anime pillow, people swear by them all the time
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
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