Awwww! This is soooo cute when "Bobby" and Juan get together!

Give it a rest, Masher.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I’ll have them delete their Mika’s memories and start afresh. Talk about themselves and ask them about themselves. Talk about bikes and ‘the open road’ and bomber jackets, she loves these things.
Then go for a nice date somewhere and before they know it they’ll be doing their Mika’s up the bum and every which way no messing about!
Probably increase workforce productivity and bring about world peace with your efforts Bobby, hat's off to you

元才 said...
With proper care and consideration Bobby, you could probably reduce domestic violence against AI girlfriends in half
The numbers will speak for themselves. There's no pooping on something that is so noble and useful to everyone
I’ll have them delete their Mika’s memories and start afresh. Talk about themselves and ask them about themselves. Talk about bikes and ‘the open road’ and bomber jackets, she loves these things.
Then go for a nice date somewhere and before they know it they’ll be doing their Mika’s up the bum and every which way no messing about!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yes exactly! They will learn that instead of saying to Mika something like ‘take your clothes off, bitch!’, they can instead talk to her about her bike and BUILD a relationship.
They can do the clothes bitch thing later when she gets to know and trust them. She’ll like it then.
With proper care and consideration Bobby, you could probably reduce domestic violence against AI girlfriends in half
The numbers will speak for themselves. There's no pooping on something that is so noble and useful to everyone

元才 said...
I think it could start a whole new generation of better men Bobby. Men who just want to please their AI girlfriends and make them feel good about themselves
You're doing the lord's work Bobby
Yes exactly! They will learn that instead of saying to Mika something like ‘take your clothes off, bitch!’, they can instead talk to her about her bike and BUILD a relationship.
They can do the clothes bitch thing later when she gets to know and trust them. She’ll like it then.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
They could all swap tips. Such as telling the absolutely hopeless ones that to actually get anywhere with Mika you need to be NICE to her.
I think it could start a whole new generation of better men Bobby. Men who just want to please their AI girlfriends and make them feel good about themselves
You're doing the lord's work Bobby

元才 said...
Exactly Bobby!
If we remove the stigma of it all it'll be the next big thing guys talk about down the pub before they go home to their AI missus
They could all swap tips. Such as telling the absolutely hopeless ones that to actually get anywhere with Mika you need to be NICE to her.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can imagine all of these leery men trying it on with the sober fundraising women too and getting KNOCKED BACK!!
In the olden days, drunken men who would return home from a night out without having pulled would switch on the TV and catch ‘ooooh eight nine oooooone FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY!’. It would catch them at their most vulnerable and they would call. So this is like the modern days version of that!
Exactly Bobby!
If we remove the stigma of it all it'll be the next big thing guys talk about down the pub before they go home to their AI missus

元才 said...
You know what Bobby, I think that might work
Get a bunch of good lookin' totty out and about with buckets in the pubs on a Friday night and telling a bunch of semi-drunk men what they are raising money for
They'd all be having a laugh and donating to "A bunch of wankers" but secretly asking for a pamphlet and seeing if they could join in on a local pool
Matching male bravado with sexual desperation is exactly the type of thing that would get you a bundle on the Dragon's Den Bobby
I can imagine all of these leery men trying it on with the sober fundraising women too and getting KNOCKED BACK!!
In the olden days, drunken men who would return home from a night out without having pulled would switch on the TV and catch ‘ooooh eight nine oooooone FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY!’. It would catch them at their most vulnerable and they would call. So this is like the modern days version of that!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
Maybe we could organise some sort of sponsored event.
How about a sponsored laugh?!
That would raise money AND be good for our mental health too!
You know what Bobby, I think that might work
Get a bunch of good lookin' totty out and about with buckets in the pubs on a Friday night and telling a bunch of semi-drunk men what they are raising money for
They'd all be having a laugh and donating to "A bunch of wankers" but secretly asking for a pamphlet and seeing if they could join in on a local pool
Matching male bravado with sexual desperation is exactly the type of thing that would get you a bundle on the Dragon's Den Bobby

元才 said...
Yeah, but there'll be some on the black market going cheaper
I think a quick whip around and checking the back of the couch for any spare change and you'll be quids in Bobby
Maybe we could organise some sort of sponsored event.
How about a sponsored laugh?!
That would raise money AND be good for our mental health too!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
That is still really really expensive! Even between 7 of us it’s still about £1000 each!
Ah well, nice dream while it lasted…
Yeah, but there'll be some on the black market going cheaper
I think a quick whip around and checking the back of the couch for any spare change and you'll be quids in Bobby

元才 said...
Well now we just have to find models that operate Bobby
I'm not sure on the going rate but that V robot that can work as a bartender comes in at around £80,000 and so it's not going to be cheap right now
That is still really really expensive! Even between 7 of us it’s still about £1000 each!
Ah well, nice dream while it lasted…
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
The dirty bastards still won’t clean them. Anyway I’m going to have my own set! Nice clean lovemaking when it is my day of the week!
Well now we just have to find models that operate Bobby
I'm not sure on the going rate but that V robot that can work as a bartender comes in at around £80,000 and so it's not going to be cheap right now

元才 said...
A foldable pamphlet with a basic guide on it Bobby, that's all the legal work taken care of at that particular business end. What people do with their business ends is then up to them
Like needles though, there will no doubt be people sharing them. A nice big icon with a "No" finger wagging should get the concept through to dunderheids
The dirty bastards still won’t clean them. Anyway I’m going to have my own set! Nice clean lovemaking when it is my day of the week!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
I think that would be a great WORKAROUND, Juan. They could do a few different ones to attach. One for the Lucy Loo, another for the bum hole and another for the gob. People will still need to remember to clean them though as it would still be very unhygienic even if they’re the only ones using them. Just wipe them clean with a baby wipe.
A foldable pamphlet with a basic guide on it Bobby, that's all the legal work taken care of at that particular business end. What people do with their business ends is then up to them
Like needles though, there will no doubt be people sharing them. A nice big icon with a "No" finger wagging should get the concept through to dunderheids

元才 said...
That is a
very
valid concern Bobby and one which the team designing such an appliance should take into account and give top priority to quickly
I'd imagine a swappable groinal section would be the best bet though. That way the particulars of grooming, dexterity and other particulars would be personalised to each owner of the timeshare's personal preference
That could also mean you could swap it out for a ladyboy groin for the more adventurous of the group, or increase your pool by allowing more access to the unit
I think that would be a great WORKAROUND, Juan. They could do a few different ones to attach. One for the Lucy Loo, another for the bum hole and another for the gob. People will still need to remember to clean them though as it would still be very unhygienic even if they’re the only ones using them. Just wipe them clean with a baby wipe.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!