Patrick&VladCyberingOnSkype

Vlads on top of old Patrick
He’s all covered in sweat
He’s been pumping for hours
And he hasn’t cum yet

90% of them
Stop.

I already said 0%.
My password is password.

The percentage that isn’t overweight
Alba gu bràth

0%
My password is password.

It was a general question.

You're trying to date people like Monicah?

What are we doing wrong?

I'm just going to assume that you speak from personal experience.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

that's women's fault for faking orgasms instead of telling men what they like
also most women are pump and dumps anyway so the survey results are skewed
jestergooning

Actually, no.
I found someone who knows what he's doing.
Things are just fine.
What's wrong with you?
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Still playing the field, eh?

Approaching 70, but what does it matter to you?
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

gross, aren't you like 90?
"It’s worth…gun deaths…so that we can have the Second Amendment"

hail satan

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

it's sort of a misleading statement because guys that "know what they're doing" know that they basically need to be fake as f-ck.
there's an ever dwindling number of happy people that have found each other, but that's because they weren't brainwashed by satan*.

A lot of that has to do with men not knowing wtf they’re doing
When you find one who does, hang on tight!
Survey says, the percentage of men who actually do know wtf they are doing is extremely low these days!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I ****ing knew it.

Do they get off on the sex, or do they get off on the validation that comes from being ****ed by a man with a prominent ramus?
My password is password.

this. Everyone in here saying women don't like sex is def ugly

Women: "We only like to **** Chads. If you aren't a Chad then we are not enjoying it. We find you disgusting."
It's that simple.
My password is password.

It would be better for both the man and woman if women communicated what they liked. Women expect men to be mind readers.
My password is password.

A lot of that has to do with men not knowing wtf they’re doing